Toby

"Oh God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."So in a nutshell, Toby came into this life someplace in North America, but quickly realized he would rather live in Europe, so he relocated to Germany. It wasn't all it was cracked up to be, so he slunk back to the states, where he spent his formative years staging epics like Homer's Odyssey, Beowulf, or the Complete Works of William Shakespeare in One Sitting in his back yard, forcing the poor neighborhood children to participate in his bizarre experiments. Eventually, after years of acting in and directing stage spectacles, he found himself with degree from NYU asserting he knew pretty much what he was doing. It was during this period he was taught to refer to himself in the third person by an odd grey-skinned mammal most people assume to be an aardvark. One day he woke up in the Deep South and said, "That was unexpected!"; he had been aiming for the Pacific Northwest.Toby currently resides somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains and downtown Manhattan. In his spare time he is pursuing an MFA in Playwriting from Hollins University; he'll let you know when he catches it.