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About Me

i'm really loud. like the other day i was walking down the hallway on my way to bounce a server, talking on the phone at what i consider a normal, reasonable volume, and this lady i walked by was on her phone and she goes "DO YOU MIND?! I CAN'T HEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE SO_LOUD_!!", and i was like, "you GO girl!!", and then i went and re-started the server. i currently own 60-something pairs of shoes.
what The Beautiful People are saying:
"(arno is an) ...unusual combination of american crudeness and intellegence."
- Rob
Honorary Assistant Deputy Executive Director 3rd Class
MethWatch Authority
Eugene, OR
"Arno once brought the pain on so hard, the pain reached escape velocity and went into orbit. After fifteen years circling the globe, the pain struck an incoming asteroid and saved the human race from extinction. Today, NASA pays Arno to bring the pain on a monthly basis, hoping to have an orbital asteroid shield in effect in the year 2041"
-Andreas F. Sunjammer
Chief Button Masher
Olso, Norway
".....hockey, shoes and penis-viking helmets."
- Jen Sixty
President
Dark Horse Fan Club, North Chicago Chapter no.3
Chicago, Illannoying
"......one fart smeller, as we like to say here in TX."
- Side Show Robin
1337 Cube Dweller
Somwhere Not To Mess With, Texas

My Interests

Turn-ons:
hockey. sun. cooking. conflict. archaeology. monogamy. sex. socks. trees. mixed martial arts. night. music. the sky. treeforts. cheese. technology. weights. burgers. oceans. ink. effective sunglasses. kiwis. kayaks. wind. movies. clothes. metal. rocks. shopping. sweat. rivers. barns. tuna. bocce. fire. marine biology. iced tea. hockey. Mjolnir. mangos. rain. colors. sails. steam baths. fights. marine archaeology. bass. competition. uninhibition. storms. Sendik's fresh-squeezed orange juice. television. earth. saunas. evolution. hardcore. hardware. stones. organic lemons. lakes. day. zoology. shoes. climbing. pain. re-booting things. Darwinism. beats. wind. jacuzzis. art. hockey. most of all, my daughter.

Turn-offs:
narrow minds. intolerance. inhibitions. indifference. fundamentalism. big government. pollution. groin injuries. concussions.

I'd like to meet:

see heroes:

Music:

recently in rotation:
(this one goes to eleven)

The Stillbillies
those 4 songs they got.

Rob Hood and Jay Denham
@ Rote Sonne

Slapshot
"Back on the Map"

Rosalia De Souza
"Garota Moderna"

CLUTCH
"Blast Tyrant"

sociopath
on bassdrive

Derek Plaslaiko
a pile of homeboy's mixes right now

Lee Burridge
Live at The Cave 021106

Kool Keith & Kutmasta Kurt
"Diesel Truckers"

Cake
"Motorcade of Generosity"

Amendment Eighteen
"All My Heroes are Dead"

i am so fucking eclectic.

Movies:

there's Driver 23 , and then there's the rest.

Television:

Extreme Dodgeball
Battle of the Network Stars

Books:

Hype Hair Magazine.
the one H.P. Lovecraft did about the slimey thing.
Health Data Management Magazine.
In the Beginning.... was the Command Line.

Heroes:

Dan Cleveland.
Dr. Ernest F. Bootygrabber
Baron Von Raschke.
Scooter.
Udo Dirkschneider.
DJ Funk.
Billy Mays
Buzz Aldrin

My Blog

so here i am

watching the telivisions and a commercial for the new Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds "Live at Radio City" CD comes on and there he is singing something tedious and i thought to myself that i would rathe...
Posted by Arno on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

word

Across my shoulders I have "VERUS AMOR DECUS" tattooed, Latin for "truth" "love" and "honor". On my throat I have "DOLOR", which is Latin (and Spanish) for "pain". Truth, love and honor are things tha...
Posted by Arno on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

situational awareness

...like awareness of you surroundings. sometimes it strikes me how little some people have. at least that's what i assume is the problem when 2 people walk down a hallway side-by-side at a pace that w...
Posted by Arno on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

happy day smiley sunset

last night the sunset was particularly beautiful; all sorts of soft pinks and purples symphonically tangling with magentas and oranges framed by stormy blues, baby blues, gunmetal grays, and the varie...
Posted by Arno on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

me=bad ass

Friday night i went to see 1408, which was largely unimpressive...gave it a 6 on my IMDb geekometer. theater was empty aside from Mr. and Mrs. Middle-Aged Whitebread in the middle about 3 rows up from...
Posted by Arno on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:55:00 PST

XV

went out for a skate last night. it was moonless dark as fuck. as i set out down our long relatively freshly blacktopped driveway i enjoyed the sensory depravation of rolling into almost complete blac...
Posted by Arno on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:23:00 PST

origin of _________

i'm pretty sure i was imbued with some sort of superpowers yesterday when the lightning almost struk me. not exactly sure just what the superpowers entail at this point though. typically, close proxim...
Posted by Arno on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:33:00 PST

190

got down to 190 lbs. today. i was about 240 when i quit drinkin back at the start of '04. i look so fucking hot i'm obliged to sexually assault myself numerous times daily. i think i'm gonna be pretty...
Posted by Arno on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:48:00 PST

it is by will alone i set my mind in motion

went on an approximately 12 mile round trip kayak trek today. hung out with the painted turtles, the snapping turtles, the spawning carp (much cooler than it sounds: they chase each other around and f...
Posted by Arno on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST

shithouse rat

i must not fearfear is the mindkillerfear is the little death that brings total obliterationi will face my feari will permit it to pass over me, through me....and when my fear is gone I will turn and ...
Posted by Arno on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST