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JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P)

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About Me


Don't try to add me unless you know me! Mummy always told me not to talk to strangers and I only add people I actually know/have met. And no friend requests from shitty bands either thanks.
"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me!"
I am Jesse / Jaiber / Slappywag / Jessechops. I live in Bath which is pretty cool, but pretty shit at the same time. I love to party - a lot. Dunno what to say really. Most of my interests are scattered around this page so check it out. I love music and DJ in various pubs & clubs around Bristol & Bath, mostly playing punk, ska, hardcore, screamo, metal, industrial and a bit of drum n bass. I'm in to tattoos / piercings / body mods. I do the odd bit of modelling from time to time when I can be arsed and if the money is right. I've been told I look scary and people are scared to talk to me, thats rubbish cus I'm a big softie really!
Check out my new business-
Rawkus Custom Art & Design
**I LOVE**
Guns N Roses
punk
Ska Punk
ebay
my lush friends
Vivienne Westwood
The Chris Moyles show
beer
kebabs
chicken parmo's
cheese
snortables
pizza
jagermeister
white wine
chilli sauce
hollyoaks
sexy girls
invader zim
Nathan Barley
tattoos & piercings
leopard print
teeside tintin
clubbing
festivals
free parties
cuddles
the 80's
gwen stefani
Kinder Maxi bars
Kinder Hippo's
more cuddles!
and more Guns N Roses!
*I HATE*
being so shy
users
chavs
marmite
cheating whores
pikey dogs
girls who wear too much makeup
boys who wear too much makeup
psycho ex-boyfriends
fish
traffic jams
racists
people who eat with their gob open
nazi punks
Corsham
red wine
having a small dick
dark chocolate
idiots
fake titties, eew!
stupid little handbag dogs
losing my flesh tunnels in mosh pits
hairy lady bits.
eew, its just sick & wrong!
All because of you I haven't slept in so long,
when I do I dream of drowning in the ocean,
longing for the shore where I can lay my head down
inside these arms of yours,
All because of you I believe in angels,
not the kind with wings,
no not the kind with halos,
the kind that bring you home
when home becomes a strange place,
I'll follow your voice,
all you have to do is shout it out...

My Interests

music, photography, cooking, drinking, clubbing, gigs, festivals, free parties, djing, chocolate, motorsport, tattoos, piercings, lots of cuddles, sexy girls, sexy girls, SEXY GIRLS!

I'd like to meet:

sexy lush people, but no twats thank you!

oh, and a nice beautiful girl who won't fuck me around would be nice! :)

and these girls....




Music:



Punk, ska, metal, rock n roll, industrial, electro, drum n bass, dirty dark techno - Guns N Roses, hanoi rocks, motley crue, capdown, the prodigy, manic street preachers, portishead, gallows, rolling stones, groove armada, david bowie, squarepusher, the distillers, goldfrapp, queen adreena, alexisonfire, rage against the machine, bauhaus, the pixies, anti-flag, rise against, the suicide machines, alec empire, faster pussycat, sublime, nofx, pirates drop anchor, atari teenage riot, downset, rancid, voodoo glow skulls, less than jake, fear factory, sick of it all, pitchshifter, sex pistols, rocket from the crypt, big d and the kids table, tsunami bomb, zombie girl, rachel stamp, bouncing souls, madness, the specials, my ruin, the casualties, reel big fish, thrice, no doubt, offspring, the filaments, guttermouth, the damned, comeback kid, ac/dc, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, queen, velvet revolver, marilyn manson, combichrist, red hot chili peppers, daisy chainsaw, 7 crowns, goldie, the kinks, new order, mad caddies, uk subs, refused, the dwarves, metallica, jools holland, did i mention Guns N Roses?!

this thing makes i laugh!

Movies:

Snatch (favourite movie ever!), Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Forest Gump, Empire Records, Freddy Got Fingered, Reservoir Dogs, This Is England, Sid & Nancy, Clueless, Easy Rider, Bugsy Malone, Waynes World, Party Monster, Clerks 2, Bill & Ted, Aladdin, The Goonies, Willow, Human Traffic, Labyrinth, Bad Taste, blah blah blah...

Television:

Nathan Barley, The Mighty Boosh, Invader Zim, Hollyoaks, Red Dwarf, Cow & Chicken, Superted, Rude Dog & The Dweebs, American Chopper, National Geographic channel, Miami Ink, Discovery Channel, Pimp My Ride

Books:

I don't read much but the Red Dwarf books kick ass and Mr Men and anything with lots of pictures! oh and Sugarape magazine

Heroes:

Gwen Stefani

Eliza Dushku

John Lydon

Izzy Stradlin

Slash

Duff McKagan

Axl Rose

Keith Flint

Superted

Angus Young

Sid Vicious

Tommy Lee

Freddie Mercury

Baby Punk

Mark & Lard

Jimi Hendrix

Jagermeister

Ayrton Senna

Katie-Jane Garside

Winona Ryder

Sean Bean

Banksy - fuckin genius!

David Jason

My Blog

Pyrate Punx show - May 16th

Me, Marc and Liam are putting on the next Pyrate Punx show at St. James Wine Vaults on May 16th. All details are below. See you all there!   x  ...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST

Fight Club - The Return!

Its that time of year again - DISCORD Fight Club! One half of Team Fuct (me) will be returning with a new partner (Millhouse) to defend the prestigious title! Round one this week at Discord. ...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:18:00 PST

PDA-Punx - R.I.P

I’m gonna kill off PDA-Punx. I cant be fucked and haven’t got time to update the website like I used to. There’s always loads of pics from Discord etc. from Amy and they’re r...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:09:00 PST

blah

Soooooooooo tired today. Sambo came home and woke me up at 3.30am and i havent been able to sleep since. Been up all night reading and watching crappy movies and eating biscuits. Lush. Its been a quie...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:13:00 PST

Jammy little fucker!

I've managed to blag 5 days off work next week/weekend from Thursday onwards. London and Exeter here I come! - as long as I have enough to cover the rent. I should do seeing as I've done 29 hours...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST

Thanks guys

All my friends are dead CUNTS!   Well, not all of them but a couple of my closest friends have really fucked me off today. If you accuse me of anything like that again you be seeing a close up of...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

Stuff for sale (again!)

I have just put another load of stuff for sale on ebay as they last lot went like hot cakes. Loads of interest in the Guns N Roses platinum award but no bids yet! I have lowered the reserve to £100 cu...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:29:00 PST

its on!

Never fell in love until I fell in love with youNever knew what a good time was until I had a good time with youIf you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it rightThen the music's gotta be loud fo...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

sorry...

...to everyone for me being a misserable git for the last few weeks. i've got my reasons, quite a few of them actually! the only good thing that happened recently was getting a christmas kiss and bei...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:53:00 PST

New mobile number

I've got a new mobile number. It might be temporary, depends on wether I can be arsed to get my old number swapped over!Message me if you want the number. I should have most of your numbers saved on m...
Posted by JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P) on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:42:00 PST