Mothers For Goth

My Interests Include all the shit that mormon hoe mentioned to make you goth.-Frequently wearing black clothing -Wearing band and/or rock t-shirts -Wearing excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wearing any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Showing an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listening to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associating with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Showing a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Showing an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Taking drugs. -Drinking alcohol. -Being suicidal and/or depressed. -Cutting, burning or partaking in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complaining of boredom.(OH that one is a true satanic TRAIT!.. US BORED PEOPLE LOVE SATAN) -Sleeping too excessively or too little. -Being excessively awake during the night. -Disliking sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demanding an unusual amount of privacy. -Spending large amounts of time alone. -Requesting time alone and quietness. (This is so that we may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insisting on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregarding authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaving at school. -Misbehaving at home. -Eating goth-related foods. Count Dracula (THAT SHIT WILL FUCK YOU UP!)cereal is an example of this. -Drinking blood or expressing an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should NOT be stopped immediately.) -Watching cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)(CUZ APPARENTLY.. IF A BAD COMMERCIAL COMES ON.. ITLL MAKE YOU WORSHIP SATAN.) -Playing videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. -Using the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Making Satanic symbols and/or violently shaking head to music. -Dancing to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expressing an interest in sex. -Masturbating(WE ALL KNOW THAT MASTURBATING WILL MAKE YOU WORSHIP SATAN SUDDENLY WHEN YOU TUG IT TOO HARD) -Being homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursuing dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wearing pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth.If five or more of these apply to your child, TAKE THE LITTLE GUY TO A SLAYER CONCERT AND HEADBANG WITH HIM. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. AND THAT IS WHY WE LOVE IT! OH JOY!