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LOLiver Twist

KRANK

About Me

Dennis the Menace bed of lettuce Jerome Bettis never forget us

My Interests

CISCO RED. PIE CHARTS.JUST **CLICK HERE!!JU ST JUST CLCLICKICLICKC CLICCCC K CLIC CL CL ICK CK C K HE**JUST!!!!!!! JUST HE****RE CLICK !!**!!HECLICK

I'd like to meet:

LES RALLIZES DENUDES

MAGMA (Christian Vander is KING):

Music:

LES RALLIZES DENUDES, JERRY RAYSON, HUBBLE BUBBLE, A-Austr, Boredoms, The Trees Community, Magma, D.R. Hooker, Anonymous, The High Hopes, Virgil Caine, Mark Fry, Eden Ahbez, Wilburn Burchette, Pärson Sound, Baby Grandmothers, Dandelion, Michael Angelo, Justen O'Brien and Jake, Hendrickson Road House, The Patron Saints, Shide & Acorn, Tommorrow Come Someday, Linda Perhacs, Honey Ltd., Velvet Underground, Dave Bixby, Nelson Riddle, "Blue" Gene Tyranny, Catherine Ribeiro + 2 Bis/Alpes, Cold Sun, Fraction, The Fallen Angels, Bobb Trimble, Gloom, Neos, Stonewall, Del Jones, Rick Mason and Rare Feelings, Funkadelic, Moondog, Solid Space, Fraser & DeBolt, Hank Williams, Keith Hudson, Yabby You, Wackies crew and many more. Props to my RYM friends for introducing me to so much ill shit!!!!!!

...BUT, all of those bands don't matter at all because Hall and Oates are the single most important group in music history.

And somebody show me Heitkotter already

Movies:

Paprika! Happiness of the Katakuris!

Television:

Arrested Development!

Books:

Books!

Heroes:

HAL GAPSON, and...

Tomata du Plenty (The Screamers)

My Blog

CRIMINAL COURT: And the verdict is...

$50!I was thinking I was gonna have to pay the city to the tune of $400 while donning a orange-colored jumpsuit to pick up trash on the city streets...no such luck, kiddos - your boy MALDIZI got off ...
Posted by LOLiver Twist on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST

CISCO...I'm never drinking it again...

...Starting in 2009. Who wrote on me? And who gave me a blowjob? I feel sexually pleased... Was it Gran? Barhot? WAS IT A MEMBER OF THE 'HEY' TEAM?? This was my first time blacking out from drinking...
Posted by LOLiver Twist on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:16:00 PST

Crumbelievable?

Well, Kraft has done it this time. Their newest commerical--advertising crumbling cheese bits, of all things--has poached its vibe from the classic 6th grade jam (for me, at least) "Unbelievable" by E...
Posted by LOLiver Twist on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:35:00 PST

Apologies in order...

...So it finally happened: I went to Misshapes last night. And guess what? ... ... ... wait for it... ... ... ... I HAD A GREAT TIME. A REALLY, REALLY GREAT TIME. Is that wrong? Discuss. ...
Posted by LOLiver Twist on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 08:02:00 PST