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HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P.

Slackin on your mack cuz raw's what you lack

About Me

I once had a dream so I packed up and spilt for the city...If you've met me, you probably think I look like:
-a reality star
-an American Idol loser
-a Latin Pop Singer married to a diva
-probably your favorite Faux Revolutionary Leader
-probably your favorite Rock guitarist
-probably your favorite New Zealandish Parody Folk Duo
-probably your favorite Soul singer
-an American Pop Singer who was formally known as the Artist formally known as Prince
-the lead singer of 2 famous bands I don't really like all that much
-your secondary movie character garden variety Latin looking drug-dealer or Middle Eastern looking terrorist who gets blown away in his only scene of the movie by the hero typically played by Al Pacino, Colin Farrel, Mel Gibson or Keifer Sutherland.
-LOLiver Twist's brother
-your best guy friend who lives in another town or the perfect guy to introduce to your best girl friend. The truth is I'm none of the above.
-In all I'm a big fan of the following:
Cuban coffee, Picadillo, Jolly Ranchers, Jolly Rancher Blowpops, Eggs (cooked any which way), small asses, big asses, Mustard Pizza w/hot sauce (amazing), bacon & cream creese on a toasted sesame seed bagel, sure love me them half popped kernels of popcorn seeds that are at the bottom of every bag of popcorn so crunchy so good, randomly singing before-during-after conversation, getting my back & tummy scratched, love, makin love, bein in love, smoking the love, the smell of new shoes, walking anywhere in NYC, Junkball (1st World Champ!), Beer Pong (I am the Greatest), my babes and dades, falling asleep on my couch, laughing to the point of tears, overanalyzing every aspect of life in general, Writer's, Producer's, Camera's, Editor's, Director's & Actor's Gym, Carmex, The Soft Sciences, Procreative Racial Deconstruction, Air Guitar, Air Drums, Air Trumpet (just picked it up), Polaroid picture taking, Cubism, Futurism, Constructivism, Vorticism, Expressionism, World History, getting down to the Nutmeat of a situation, trying to save the world & just sayin hey. And finally my stance on Racism and the way in which to end it, is to embrace Jay Bullington Bulworth's voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of Procreative Racial Deconstruction. It can really work, if we hold hands and try.

My Interests

I live by the following 3 creeds:
"If I'm still alive in the morning, then I'll know I'm not dead."
"I'm pursuin these broads, everyone I ain't tryin to fuck, I wanna feel female presence and conversation a touch."
"When a man get off work he gotta smoke somethin, he gotta drink somethin."

I'd like to meet:

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering, "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested." So now, all of sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door? 'Cause then it's awkward, it's like "Well, good night." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and your ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation and all the while you're just really wondering, "Are we gonna get hopped enough to make some bad decisions?" Perhaps play a little game called "Just the Tip," just for a second, just to see how it feels."

Music:

The Meters, Curtis Mayfield, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Donny Hathaway, Eric B & Rakim, Outkast, KRS-One, Dead Prez, Digable Planets, Jackson 5, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Pharcyde, Souls of Mischief, James Brown, A Tribe Called Quest, ESG, 2 Live Crew, Uncle Luke, Jeru the Damaja (The Sun Rises in the East), !!!, 2Pac, Biggie, Jimmy Cliff, Lee 'Scratch' Perry & the Upsetters, The Roots, Common, The Kinks, ¡MAYDAY!, Rage Against the Machine, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Dresden Dolls, Elliott Smith, The Faint, Evolver, The Fall, 13th Floor Elevators, De La Soul, Aretha Franklin, The Spinners, Joe Battan, Ray Barreto, Tito Puente, Brand Nubian, The Clash, Gang of Four, Swell Maps, The Rapture, LCD Soundsystem, Jimi Hendrix, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Band of Gypsys, Regina Spektor, Joni Mitchell, Joanna Newsom, Bad Brains, Art Brut, The Au Pairs, Beck, Black Flag, T.Rex, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Bloc Party, The Go! Team, Sereena Maneesh, The Gossip, Gorillaz, Hot Chip, Flaming Lips, Nasty Nas, Pixies, Arctic Monkeys, Guided by Voices, Organized Konfusion, Pharoah Monch, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, BlackStar, Velvet Underground, Joy Division, Liars, The Libertines, Chromeo, Hector Lavoe, The 5 Dimension, Fela Kuti, Erykah Badu, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Public Image Ltd., Weezer, Gangstarr, 101'ers, Sexor Suicide, The Shit, The Grundle Wipes, the Shrills, Buzzcocks, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Television, Can, Camp Lo, Os Mutantes, Gilberto Gil, Caetano Veloso, Talking Heads, Blondie, Debbie Harry, Cachao, Ibrahim Ferrer, Celia Cruz, Beny More, jens Lekman, Bobby Dylan, Charles Wright and the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band, Charles Mingues, Cat Stevens, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cody Chestnutt, Cocteau Twins, Commodores, Cream, White Shoes & The Couples Company, The White Stripes, The Strokes, Van Morrison, The Who, The The, Yes, Tom Waits, Van Morrison, Metallica, Jean Grae, Jeff Buckley, Pantera, Sepultura, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Primus, Goodie M.O.B., Gnarles Barkley, Trick Daddy, TV on the Radio, Of Montreal, Wolf Parade, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Tony Touch, Jefferson Airplane, Magazine, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Melle Mel, Ice T, Ice Cube, N.W.A., Dr. Dre, Snoop,

Movies:

What I'm trying to tell you is it takes a lot of the good old American green stuff to make one of these things. You've got your camera you got your film, you got your lights, your sound, your lab costs, your developing, your synching and your editing. Before you turn around you spent maybe thousands on a movie. But if you make a good one there's practically no end to how much money you can make. But you got to get the people in the theater. You need the big dicks, the big tits & how do you keep them in the theater after they've come? With beauty...and with acting. I understand you've got to get them in the theater. You got to keep the seats full, but I don't want to make a film where they show up, sit down, jack off and get up and get out before the story ends. It is my dream, it is my goal, it is my idea to make a film that the story sucks them in and when they spurt out that joy juice they just got to sit in it. They can't move until they find out how the story ends. I want to make a film like that. And I understand they have to make films, I've made them myself that are a few laughs, everybody fucks their brains out and that's fine, but it's my dream to make a film that is true and right and dramatic.

Television:

I was an Associate Producer at NBC Morning News. I was a kid, twenty-six years old. Anyway, they were building the lower level on the George Washington Bridge, and we were doing a remote there. Except nobody told me! 10 after 7 in the morning, I get a call, "Where the hell are you? You're supposed to be on the George Washington Bridge!" I jump out of bed, throw on my raincoat over my pajamas run down the stairs I get out in the street I flag a cab I jump in I say, "Take me to the middle of the George Washington Bridge!" the driver turns around he says, 'Don't do it buddy' he says, 'You're a young man you got your whole life ahead of you!' I'm going to blow my brains out right on the air, right in the middle of the seven o'clock news. It'll get a hell of a rating, I'll tell you that, a fifty share easy. We could make a series out of it. Suicide of the Week. Hell, why limit ourselves? Execution of the Week, the Madame Defarge Show! Every Sunday night, bring your knitting and watch somebody get guillotined, hung, electrocuted, gassed. For a logo, we'll have some brute with a black hood over his head. Think of the spin-offs, Rape of the Week, Terrorist of the Week! Every week we throw some Christians to the lions! Fantastic! The Death Hour! I love it! Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, Mafia hitmen, murder in the barbershop, human sacrifices in witches' covens, automobile smashups. The Death Hour! A great Sunday night show for the whole family. We'll wipe fucking Disney right off the air!

Books:

Towers of Deception: The Media Cover-Up of 9/11 by Barrie Zwicker, The New Pearl Harbor by David Ray Griffith, The War on Truth: 9/11, Disinformation & the Anatomy of Terrorism by Nafeez Mosaddeq Ahmed, Empire's Workshop: Latin America, The United States & the rise of the New Imperialism, A People's History of the United States, Chain of Command, Behold a Pale Horse, Guns Germs & Steel, Black Power, Soul on Ice, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Monster, 1984, John Brown (the one W.E.B. Dubois wrote), Cuba Confidential, Letters to a Young Contarian, The Alchemist, The Prophet, anything written by Cornel West, Seymour Hersh, Jose Marti, and of course my ole boy Franzie Poo Kafka.

Heroes:



Tita & Tata, Malcolm X, Fred Hampton, Salvador Allende, Camilo Cienfuegos, Jose Marti, and without question Hal Gapson..

My Blog

The HEY Team: Complete Anthology

The HEY Team AnthologyWii+Weed=Wiid This is Brunch with Da Bronxxx which takes its inspiration from the Vain/Pomp fest Dinner with Bronques. This is the 5 par...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

Dreams of being locked up in prison....over in Iran

This is no bullshit. I just woke up from a dream about 5 minutes ago in which I was locked up in an Iranian Prison being personally held captive by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He was person...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

¡MAYDAY! - Macro Music Video + Record Release Party Pictures

This is a video I did for ¡MAYDAY! 2 years ago. Love it or hate it, I think its the best ¡MAYDAY! video to date... width="425" height="350">..>These picture are from the ¡MAYDAY record release party i...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

Nats Portman and me....

Yea so yesterday for about a good 45 minutes I literally stood a foot away from my babe Nats, and she's a cutie lemme tell ya...Super cute...and ladies and gentlemen me and Nats had what they call in ...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST

Long Live Stanley "Tookie" Williams

Early this morning at 12:35 am at San Quentin State Prison in San Francisco, CA, reformed co-founder & leader of the Crips, Stanley "Tookie" Williams was executed via the Lethal Injection. The Cal...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:30:00 PST

To those celebrating Columbus Day (FAKE AMERICAN HERO)

Though he wasn't the first European to sail across the Atlantic Ocean to North America. He is without question though the first in a very long line of European expeditioners to come to the "New W...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:25:00 PST

Random Mix tidbits you may or may not have known...All True Stories (SEXY NEW TIDBITS)

SCROLL TO BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE 4 MOST RECENT ENTRY written on 8/24/05: -When my mom was 8 and a half months pregnant with me, she was walking down the steps of brownstone in Chicago when she tripp...
Posted by HAWK POPOFF aka U.G.P. on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:42:00 PST