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A cat will blink when hit with a hammer

About Me

"Look, I don't care about your crappy band, your electronic friends, your recently diseased pet alligator, your bad hair day, your boring dreams and hopes, your 'superfly' cap, hat or your new asymetric fucking haircut, your updated breast implants, your positiveness or your ability to swallow an entire coconut at once. The longer I walk around on this little blue ball, floating in the universe, the more I'm gettin convinced of the fact that this planet and most of its inhabitants are seriously and severely fucked up. Nevertheless, I remain a joyful character and a personal optimist, but I look at most people from a distance with a certain ironic amusement. Nothing mathers, nothing is fixed. All I know for certain is that if I only had one tooth, I would brush it a really long time."... ... ...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1.Nymphomaniac coke-connections who own a ferrari-dealership or hot blonde midget strippers who get turned on by Jewish cowboys.2.People with gills.3.Blasting one-night stands with Blonde-haired, Big Brested Brazilian BoomerangBitchez.4.Black Metal Fans : The darker they are, the better, the funnier, the more stupid they get....

Music:

Anything catchy or proof of craftsmanship

My Blog

The Same Things You Never See ...

You never see a guy running down the street listening to a 'shitman'. You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says : "Shit happens" or "I'd rather be fucking my dog" or "Save the tumo...
Posted by Mon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST