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leslie

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About Me

when I go places, kids follow me; I'm not really sure why. Sometimes they hang off of me, kind of dangling. (this is usually after they've met me, but not always.) I think they think I'm one of them, and not just because I'm short. I teach at different schools and my lab coat is always messy and my stuff always falls out of my roller cart. The other day I threw out my lab coat that was covered with dirt and holes, and got a brand new clean white one. before I ever wore it, it was covered in blue goo. So I wore it to my next classes anyway, and got a round of applause from each successive 3rd, 4th and 5th grade class when I explained why I now deserved the award for "The messiest person in the whole world."

My Interests

kids and education, hands-on science, interdisciplinary learning; theatre, books, music; happy dogs, being silly, getting things messy; ladybugs.

I'd like to meet:

I'm the kind of person that doesn't care much about meeting celebrities (or anyone famous really) and am notorious for running into famous people in LA and having no idea who they are, like the time when I bumped (literally) into Morrissey in the lobby of the Standard because I wasn't looking where I was going and I just said "excuse me" and wondered why my friend was freaking out next to me. Or here's a notorious one; I'm walking down the street in Chicago, and I see this man and he looks a little familiar. I figure maybe he is a patron at the library, because that summer I'm working at the library and people keep saying hello to me in Whole Foods and I don't know who they are, and I've been feeling bad about not recognizing them. So I smile and say hello and the guy glares at me and doesn't say anything. I'm a little taken aback, and I turn to my friend next to me and he is laughing hysterically. "Why did you say hi to Jerry Springer?" he chortled. Really, the only famous person I can think of wanting to meet is that I have this weird idea I'd like to be sitting next to the author/literary critic Harold Bloom on a plane so I can disagree with him on some of his oh-so-strongly held views on Shakespeare.

Books:

oooooh... this category, huh. okay. The harry potter books, all 6 of them. If I like a book I re-read it. I have read each book between 5 and 20 times, depending on how long they are and how long ago they've been released.These are the books that were my favorite as a kid, that carried over to me still liking them now:Theatre Shoes and Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield; The First Two Lives of Lukas-Kasha by Lloyd Alexander; The Betsy-Tacy series by Maud Hart Lovelace; Agatha Christie books, especially Miss Marples; Emily Climbs and Emily's Quest by LM Montgomery; Enchantress from the Stars by Sylvia Enghart(?);My latest favorite kids books that are more recent are Lirael and Abhorsen by Garth Nix.when I feel like an adult, I tend towards reading non-fiction, alot of popular science and/or historical "mystery" kinda stuff (like What Einstein told his Cook for the former, and The Island of Lost Maps for the latter.) It is hard to pin down what I like because I read so much and I read so fast. My apartment is littered in books, like they are piled on tables and on top of dressers and inside kitchen cabinets and stacked in piles in corner, in addition to being 2 or 3 deep on every bookshelf. But I will read fiction too, it's just that alot of modern fiction is overwritten. I will read genre fiction for a break - like mysteries or true crime (I'm a secret Ann Rule addict.) Oh, and I used to be a librarian.

Heroes:

my grandma bertha

My Blog

Deathly Hallows - Right and Wrong

This whole post is a spoiler, so steer clear if you don't wanna know.   Just felt like going on record about how I did, prediciton-wise.   Deaths: Harry Lives, but Will "Die" first. (yes, in...
Posted by leslie on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST

Done with "deathly Hallows"

Okay  - I'm done with the book.  Let me know if you wanna talk about it.    
Posted by leslie on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:39:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by leslie on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:03:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by leslie on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:55:00 PST

from Psycho to Psychiatrist in 2 weeks!

Yes, it's true. You CAN transform yourself from a Paranoid Schizophrenic to a Practicing Pyschiatrist in JUST TWO WEEKS!To witness this marvelous transformation, I recommend the following course of A...
Posted by leslie on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

my kingdom for a camera

boyfriend calls yesterday with the latest "I'm on my way gonna be late" excuse."There was an incident with a Rabbit" - he says.pause. "Is the rabbit alive?" I said."the rabbit is fine." says boyfrien...
Posted by leslie on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

foo-ey on youey

So I'm back in town and back on the job. Which in this case means I've donned my striped cap and overalls and become Captain Leslie, Train Engineer. The party I'm on Sunday I've been requested by an...
Posted by leslie on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST

The Red Tape web of horror - Stunning Twist ending!

In a stunning twist ending, Leslie aquires a passport with a full 5 days to go before her flight!And it only costs... um... over $400!
Posted by leslie on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

The red tape web of horror - a passport cautionary tale PART ONE

Think you want to travel? like, oh, say, go to England?Well, think again, suckerpants. You've entered... the PASSPORT RENEWAL HORROR ZONE. Many enter, and few escape.setting: a small apartment in Gl...
Posted by leslie on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:00:00 PST

first show

quick hit thoughts about Diary:1. thank god I never became a professional athlete. It took 3 days for my muscles to stop aching. 2. Soul Train is not calling me anytime soon and offering me a dance ...
Posted by leslie on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST