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Melissa Lena

STRAIGHT TALK!

About Me

I make things to eat and not eat . I party with tigers .

My Interests

Wissahickon Valley Park

I'd like to meet:

magical woodland creatures

Music:

French pop

Movies:

"Alice Through The Looking Glass (1987)" with Mr. T as the Jabberwocky. "Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night" with James Earl Jones as the Emperor of the Night.

Television:

The Michael Showalter Showalter

My Blog

silly ol' bear

June 13, 2006Perhaps not since the Cowardly Lion has an animal's appearance been so at odds with its attitude. On June 4 a black bear wandered into a West Milford, New Jersey, back yard, was confr...
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

drunk in Boston

We drank for 12 hours straight, and these are the results:http://www.flickr.com/photos/ivyinautumn/sets/721575 94364746110/
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:53:00 PST

Velouria Tour 2006

From August 21st-29th I went on tour with my friends Velouria as their merch girl/roadie/tambourine player/backup singer. I took something like 100 photos, but I'll just show you my faves:We missed ou...
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

Pick Randy's Best Date

My dear pal Randy is going on a date and he needs your help! All the info is here: http://xkcd.com/date
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST

THE ONE TRUE RELIGION

Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans...sorry guys, but you got it all wrong. There is only one true religion. How do I know this? Well, what proof do you have that yours is the one? A ...
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

vacation in South Jersey!

According to the latest issue of BUST magazine, you should. Collingswood, Haddonfield, the aquarium, and Atlantic City are all hot spots.
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:41:00 PST

it made my night

No less than 3 strangers came up to me tonight and said I was a good dancer.
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:12:00 PST

this could have been on my livejournal

1. I hate when people make their myspace name half a lyric to a song, and then have a picture of a cat on fire or something as their main photo. When I'm looking through my friends list, it takes prec...
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST

Thirdaversary

Denny and I just celebrated our third anniversary. The traditional 3rd anniversary present to give is leather...but we're both vegetarian. So instead I went with candy.leather candy....
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:25:00 PST

i prefer the company of robots

When I'm at the grocery store, I use the self checkout. The post office now has a similiar checkout machine where I can get postage and mail packages at any time of the day. You can check books out of...
Posted by Melissa Lena is DJ Tanner on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:05:00 PST