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paul todd

reggaton. spagettios.

About Me

materialistic consumer who says "you're fired" just to make people realize that they are below me. would projectile diarreha or vomit on you if the opportunity should arise. people tell me i'm a "really good listener" or that "you're such a nice guy", however this is all a front. if i were really "such a great guy" why won't you just make sweet love to me and let me fall asleep in your arms while listening to journey or leneord cohen and call it a day.

My Interests

lying, cheating and stealing. subverting the system. comedy. travel.

I'd like to meet:

I need a WOman who can show me the errors in my materialistic lifestyle. Who, with love and devotion will make me feel like more of a man, and who can break through my hard shell, to find the soft sensitive paul that is just dying to come out.

Music:

the books, joanna newsom, can, neu!, kraftwerk, ariel pink, david bowie, brian eno, roxy music, beach boys, can, faust, neu!, devo, the fiery furnaces, animal collective, stooges, jigga, yoko ono, velevet underground, leonard cohen, os mutantes, syd barrett, unicorns, television, the planet the, lightning bolt, get hustle, yellow magic orchestra, moondog, laurie anderson, yes, elo, flying lizards.

Movies:

cloe from 5 to 7, the decalogue series, talk to her, midnight cowboy, the graduate, alice's restaurant, amarcord, satyricon, roma, ali: fear eats the soul, grand illusion, contempt, dogville.

Television:

NBa. plus i love to catch 'big daddy' whenever it's on. ADAM SANDLER RULES

Books:

how to talk dirty and influence people. jarhead. youth in revolt. lonely planet travel books.

Heroes:

lenny bruce. he died for my sins.

My Blog

25,000 leagues under the sea

dear jules verne (author of 25,000 leagues under the sea). hello. my name is paul todd and i am 8 years old. i just finished reading your book 25,000 leagues under the sea in 3 days!!!! i had kn...
Posted by paul todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST