I'm proud to declare that denim clothing has never adorned my upper-body, nor have I ever worn jorts.
Traveling, Swimming, Football, Eating, Racquetball, Gambling, Parasitic Worms, Argentine Soccer, Petting Dogs, Experiencing "Da Bumbles", Boxing, Multiple Dipping Sauces, Spicy Food, Kayaking
Somebody who can explain why the change machine at my local laundromat gives you four quarters for a dollar, yet only 19 quarters for five bucks...
Too $hort, Outkast, Tha Liks, Biggie, E-40 and The Click, Ray Luv, Mac Mall, Mac Dre, Ice Cube, Charley Patton, John Lee Hooker, Memphis Jug Band, Kokomo Arnold, Bo Carter, Ween, Mudhoney, Jane's, Sinatra, RHCP, The Go! Team
The Jerk, Casino, Menace II Society, Bachelor Party, Better Off Dead, Shakes the Clown, I'm 'Bout It
The Simpsons, The Daily Show, The (Old) Man Show, Globetrekker, Elimidate, NFL Total Access, Real World, 595, Regies (not Regis), Incessant channel surfing
Anything from Lonely Planet, The Godfather, Black Like Me, the Mr. Men series, the works of Stan Kittleson
John McEnroe, Larry Merchant, Mr. Davis, Dr. Chaz, Michael the Bus Driver, Too $hort, CambioMan