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About Me

I spend a great deal of my time playing poker and trying to be loved. I sing and dance on very rare and special occasions. Or I'm at the gym, feeding the homeless, putting $100 bills in the less fortunate mail boxes, assisting fire fighters, buying new clothes and dropping them at Goodwill, performing CPR, or working on being more chivalrous. In all honesty, it takes as little as a DVD, a board game, and a bottle of wine to make me happy. But, I do enjoy my "out" nights at times as well.

My Interests

Coffee, wine, poker, my g/f, NBA basketball, opening sets, xbox NBA basketball, my homies, the UFC, NFL Sundays, renting dvds, working out, being ultimate. I'm sure there's more. But, probably not.

I'd like to meet:

Men with pony tails who wear shirts tucked into jean or khaki shorts with no belt. Shoe sandals and fanny packs are a plus. Guys who scrape off the paint on their old Toyota trucks to make it just say "YO"...and also...

Music:

New Found Glory, Brand New, RHCPs, Panic!, We Are Lions, The Velvet Teen, TBS, The Sleeping, Cobra Starship, girls with good voices, and lots more.

Movies:

Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, L of the Rs, The Departed, Superbad, Good Will Hunting, The Squid and the Whale, Swingers, Made, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Varsity Blues, Fight Club, Rounders, Major League, Braveheart, Office Space, The Amityville Horror (Ryan Reynolds is ultimate), almost all horror movies, Steven Seagal and Kurt Russell flicks

Television:

Entourage, OZ, To Catch a Predator (Chris Hansen-Dateline NBC), Dexter, Curb, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, The Pick Up Artist, Clipper games, Prison Break, Friday Night Lights, Poker, and obviously...

Books:

Scar Tissue, Sein Language, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Chicken Soup For That Ass.

My Blog

Red wine cognizance

I bid you an amiable exodus my friend I won't ever be able to call a friend. I'll lie now and say I hope you're doing swell. My approximation that you sleep so well at night with your decisions derang...
Posted by The Keez on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

Regret? Fuck that.

So, I was driving around Westwood this morning after dropping off my resume at this place. And, I was kinda touring around the UCLA campus and was people watching. Actually, I was just a little lost b...
Posted by The Keez on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:12:00 PST

Out of Commish/Sick Bullsheez/Friendship

CHAPTER I. This may be a long one ladies and gentleman, so don't start reading if you're not gona finish. I was/am probably in some of the worst pain I've ever been in today. Slightly bett...
Posted by The Keez on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:03:00 PST

D-Suth

I will give you 20 bucks or let you sock me in the face if you can prove to me that you've never seen a movie that Donald Sutherland was in.
Posted by The Keez on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:07:00 PST

PT's

Do guys with pony tails wearing a tucked in t-shirt to khaki shorts with no belt and wearing socks up to their mid-shins with ruffled shoe-sandals look in the mirror the morning before they go out and...
Posted by The Keez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bullsheez

Remember that movie 'Angels in the Outfield' starring that kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun, Christopher Lloyd, and Danny Glover? The whole premise was that the kid will get a father when the Angels win...
Posted by The Keez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST