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King Chaos

King Choas sat on his throne and laughed.

About Me

As the councellor for troubled minds and keeper of corrupted souls, I am often asked what my motivation for staying in my field is. To that I must answer that it is mostly just pure unadulterated love for seeing those oddly mishappen beings around me stumble past and live out pathetically short and relatively meaningless lives fighting for a world that has rejected them, for causes that have abandoned them, and gods that have forsaken them. Oh for someone to have the ability to see this world from my paradigm. For just one glimpse would not only enlighten, but also confound. See things from my perspective. Read on.

My Interests

My interests are simple, but many. I love seeing people do that "dumb" face. You've seen it before. It's that one where you just told the person that you have cancer and you're going to die, they begin to cry on your shoulder, and then a hundred people jump out and yell "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!!!!!!" Yeah, you know the face all too well. I also enjoy listening to music, everything from techno/dance/house/electronica to country/redneck/hillbilly to grunge/punk/acid/triprock to emo/deathmetal/screamo to RnB/rap/southernhate to funk/jazz/blues/bluegrass/classical/etc... Basically anything that I can sink my teeth into and scream at. I love one thing above all, however. I love making people think in ways they wouldnt have thought of without some kind of help, as you will all read on later in some of my blogs, I hope.

I'd like to meet:

I am at odds to come up with someone I'd not like to meet, but most of all I suppose that I would like to meet all those who wish to have an uninsulated brush with the truth as i see it. There will be no filters or boundaries here.

Music:

This is only a very partial list and is in alphabetical order: Atreyu; Beatles, The; Ben Folds Five; Billy Idol; Black Eyed Peas; Buju Banton; Cattle Decapitation; Cradle of Filth; Cream; Deftones; Disturbed; Doors, The; Dying Fetus; Gorillaz; Graveworm; Greenday; Guns and Roses; Iron Maiden; Kansas (for dust in the wind mostly); Marilyn Manson; My Chemical Romance; Nirvana; Oasis; Ozzy Osbourne(includes all black sabbath); Pearl Jam; Pink Floyd; Portishead; Smashmouth; Snoop Dogg; Soul Asylum; System of a Down; Tenacious D; Third Eye Blind; To Petty and the Heartbreakers; Tool/A Perfect Circle; Weird Al Yankovich

Movies:

This has to be the hardest part of the interview right after the music portion. well ill just list them in totally random order. Here we go: Labyrinth; Alice in Wonderland; Ed Gein; American Psycho; American Werewolf in Paris; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; The Wizard of Ozz; Underworld; Strangeland; Airplane; Alive!; Constantine; I'm getting bored of listing things now, so I'll leave the rest to your imaginations and stuff. You must get it by now...

Television:

There are only a very few things that I will watch on television. I watch Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Max X, and some other weird things that capture my attention. Oh yeah and I really like to watch Poker TV and other card shows. They're fun.

My Blog

The End of the World.

This will have to do for a topic today because i am at a loss as to anything else to write about. I am going to tell you how the world will end. Not because I think anyone will be enlightened by the k...
Posted by King Chaos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who Knew?

As the rightful heir to the horrible legacy of my predecesors, I feel it is neccesary to let those who drop by know what my job is. I am here for two reasons: 1.To make light of every possible circums...
Posted by King Chaos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST