Your mom.
Oh burn.
Oh and also! One Piece, Star Wars, Sushi, Smash Bros., Black Cherry Soda, Arrested Development, Miso soup, Tabouli, Your Mom, Chipotle, Super Nintendo, Comics, B-Movies, Asian film, some anime, meeting cool people, and the roaring twenties!
I wanna see George Carlin before he dies, and at least shake Stan Lee's hand before he croaks. Perhaps share a breakfast (or brunch, whichever really.) of monster-themed cereal with Christopher Walken.
I like a lot of music. My favorites are Beatles, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Arctic Monkeys, and They Might Be Giants. Big fan of anything from the 60's and 70's, some 80's. Zeppelin, Skynyrd, Tom Petty, Paul Simon, Cat Stevens, David Bowie, the list goes on.
My big three: Empire Strikes Back, Big Lebowski, Scent of a Woman
I also love anything by Wes Anderson, Cannibal! The Musical, Asian film (Gozu and Kikujiro top the list), not to mention many animated flicks. Many other movies should be on this list too, I could list them all, but I'd be here all night.
Arrested Development, The Office, Venture Bros., Mr. Show, Curb, Futurama, South Park, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Stella, Lost, Metalocalypse, Undeclared. I also love old school cartoons.
My favorite book is The Great Gatsby. I also love anything written my Dave Barry.
Spider-Man!!
Also Jeff Smith and Eiichiro Oda, respectively, mainly because they can both write and illustrate fantastic stories, and to me it's the greatest inspiration I could hope for.