Head bands, lots of head bands, adidas, puma, ellesse, roos, pathmark-pick-a-pairs, any kind of head band. Running (for health, & from crazy stalker fans, or for president), tennis is cool, stickball & booze, dark movies, barbecueing on roof tops & wanting to make the first ping pong themed BBQ, hunting hunters who hunt for animals (how about I hunt you down, hide in a tree or shrubs and then shoot your a$$ while you are cutting the lawn, throwing a BBQ or communion at your house, huh?? Yeah you'd like that... right? Right???), experimenting with cooking different kinds of meat, (now if you think I am contradicting myself with meat eating & hunting, don't, because I don't mind eating meat, I just don't think hunting is a sport, taking out animals when they least expect it, but slaughterd animals at purdue chicken farms don't know that, right? Well, who cares, I am full of contradictions). Where was I? Becoming a Jedi Knight and use my jedi powers to lift huge objects like x-wing fighters, R2D2's & wallets too. Can the force be used to pick up ladies? If so, then Lando had the force too, just sit back, relax and have some colt 45... yeah... I can dig that... that... that...
More to come, thanks to you all who actually read this far.
Ladies, women, girls, Police-women, fire-women, stewardess', birds, Laker girls, Billy Dee Williams, Bill Clinton, Wilt Chamberlain and the list goes on.
Hip hop. 70's, 50's. The Andrew Sisters: Shrimps & rice, it very nice....
Airplane! THe Naked Gun series. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Blazing Saddles. History of the World. Zoolander. Commando. The Warriors. Conan the Barbarian. Stripes. Kentucky Fried Movie. Pootie Tang. Half Baked. Undercover Brother. Much more.Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Attndnt : Can I get you something? Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly. Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand. Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang. Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive. Attndnt : Ohhhh, good. Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine. Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide. Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap. Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
The Simpsons. Family Guy. 24. The Sheild. Get a Life. The Ben Stiller Show. Three's Company. Too Close for Comfort. The Naked News, Jerry Springer (only the uncensored ones on Pay-per-view), Blind Date (this too, only the uncensored ones on Pay-per-view). ESPN Sports Center. Pardon the Interuption. Sledge Hammer.
Zagats, the NEW Webster's dictionary & thesaurus. My SWIFT manual. Please forward me an e-mail if you know SWIFT.
When I was little, I wanted to be the super hero who can turn himself invisible and go into the girls lockerrooms and stuff. Come on, all of us guys wanted to do that. Another hero that lacked respect from the masses is "Vision" from the Avengers.