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elle

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm low maintenance and may be too smart for you. I don't work, wish I never went to college, and am living off the fruit of the dot com craze. I'm calling it: "Downtown L.A. will be the hottest urban residential real estate market in the country by 2007". Oh, and it's a little played out, but I can't get enough of Portishead. ::::::::::::: If any other guy quotes "GIRL FROM IPANEMA" , I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST, I will cut your fucking balls off. Why don't you learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on a Fender Squire while you're at it BEOCH!!

My Interests

Songwriting, Stock Market, Dirty Downtown Lofties

I'd like to meet:

Sweet ladies, Downtown LA'ers, artists, songwriters, music critics. Forget it if you: sport trucker hats, race Hondas, own shiny Hollywood shirts, or don't have a good opening line.

Music:

Melvins, Fantomas, John Zorn, Massive Attack, Tricky, Nirvana, Ua, Cody Chestnutt, Astrud Gilberto, Thievery Corporation anyting DOWNTEMPO!!!!!

Movies:

ROPE; Japanese Face Shitter Porn; Kentucky Fried Movie

Television:

Trading Spaces

Books:

fuck man.