Signs of getting old! Girl's version! |
SIGNS OF GETTING OLD !! Row's version! =) sorry row, i stole your blog.....its just way funny! =)- Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. - When you do g...
Posted by Howard Chai on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST |
Letter to alcohol!! |
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ev...
Posted by Howard Chai on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:42:00 PST |
FYI about sex!! Sexual calorie counter!! |
SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the calorific expenditure of different sexual activities. No...
Posted by Howard Chai on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST |
women are like apples........ |
Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don't want to reach for the good onesbecause they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rot...
Posted by Howard Chai on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:43:00 PST |
funny!! |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while...
Posted by Howard Chai on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:13:00 PST |
you know you are from LA when.... |
You Know You're From LA When...
You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends
You go to a karaoke bar and battle with seven year old divas-in-training...
Posted by Howard Chai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sex facts!! |
Sex facts!!
First some stuff about the boys
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5.1 inches l...
Posted by Howard Chai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew... |
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap...
Posted by Howard Chai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Adam and Eve |
In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes ...
Posted by Howard Chai on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
