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☼~KEITH~☼

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About Me

Hey whats up, i'm Keith, but if you dont know me, people also call me "Beagle", thats actually how you say my last name. umm, a little about me now??.......i'm a fun, openminded, interesting kind of guy. Born and raised in the fine state of WISCONSIN, and it's a pretty fun time here. But its the kind of place you need to get away from everyonce in a while to truely appreciate it's beauty and the people in it. I'm always looking to write another page or so in this crazy book called LIFE and see new things, places, and people. I was in the military for a while and lived in Cali, which was a cool experience to say the least. I have one brother, Jesse, I love his guts, he's the shit. I like to snowboard, skate, play frisbee, pool, foosball, darts, hacky sack, canoeing, Wii bowling, people watching, the color silver, random questions, french-canadians, hotels, bon-fires, being able to sleep in, listening to music, going to RAVES, hanging out with friends, and going out to PARTY!!! im pretty easy to get along with, and a fun guy to be around. if there's anything else you wanna know, go right ahead and ask me
Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keith Boegel
Birthday: Feb. 8th
Birthplace: West Bend
Current Location: Wiscompton!!!
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: like 6' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty
Your Heritage: Czech & German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas
Your Weakness: probably women
Your Fears: Needles, to die alone, and them crazy peacock birds, they freak me out
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: travel more often and meet interesting people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: damnit, not already
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm tall, chicks like it
Your Bedtime: depends on whats going on tomorrow
Your Most Missed Memory: being little with no worries
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: I try not to eat either
Single or Group Dates: group at first maybe, but single after that
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont care
Chocolate or Vanilla: choconilla, yeah figure that one out
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino, coffee is the devil
Do you Smoke: yeah, but alot less now-a-days
Do you Swear: too much
Do you Sing: not a whole lot, mostly when alcohol is involved
Do you Shower Daily: sure do
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm one handsome mother fucker
Are you a Health Freak: not really, but i avoid stuff i know i shouldnt eat
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, pretty much
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no, but i want to learn to play the harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: and then some
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i dont understand, is this a one to ten thing?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way, im not down with sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: umm, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: define steal
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: quick, or doing something crazy like sky diving
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a guy who makes alot of money, I hear they do pretty well
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: something dark, or blonda with streaks of something
Short or Long Hair: longer
Height: shorter than me, thats all I ask
Weight: just not overweight
Best Clothing Style: anything that looks good, be creative
Number of Drugs I have taken: that depends on your defenition of drugs
Number of CDs I own: ask my iPod
Number of Piercings: had my ear done once, but not anymore
Number of Tattoos: none.....yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never regret anything that made you smile, thats my motto
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You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

My Interests

Anything and everything. If I havent done it, i'll try it, if I havent been there, i'll go. You gotta get out in the street, talk to a stranger, drink a beer with breakfast, take the ugliest girl home from the party, you never know what life will put in your lap until you open your arms and embrase it. However food is a different story, some people would call me a pickey eater, but the way I see it, its just that I know what I like and what I dont. I'm a fairly average guy, and by average I mean I am loco en la cabeza and im always finding something fun to do. And for my international friends reading this, im not a typical arrogant american. Im not some big shit talker, our country has its problems and it sucks just as good as any. Just because our president is a slack jawed crazy man, doesnt mean we all are. I dont wear cowboy hats, I hate the fuckin rodeo, horses smell like shit to me, and I dont fuck anyone in my own blood line. that by definition makes me NOT a hick. Its not that I hate the south, I just dont like confederate flag flying assholes wearing belt buckles big enough to eat off of. I'm a Notherner, a yank, so its only natural I feel this way. So there ya go, do you know enough about me yet? haha

I'd like to meet:

Paul Oakenfold, Hunter S. Thompson, Kristen Stewart, 311, Sativa Rose, an alien, who ever it was that thought up Dr. Pepper, and the inventor of the dimmer switch...in that order, well maybe not. But other than that, anyone with a good sense of humor, well actually a great sense of humor is a better way to put it. cuz i pretty much find something funny about everything there is in life. anyone with something interesting to say. people who like to make moments in life that you will remember 'til you die.

Music:


Your Band Name is:
The Fishy Elves Band Name Generator~I can listen to almost anything, I have a fairly diverse collection of music, I like alot of stuff that you really dont hear people listening to and that isn't played on the radio. But FUCK Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B! The sound of it makes me want to have a seizure. I dont care about your rims, your bitches, your money, or your grill. Your an idiot. I also hate country music, oh and if your from the Milwaukee area, KISS FM sucks big time too, I just wanted to throw that out there. I like alot of rave/underground/trance type stuff like Paul Oakenfold, Judge Jules, Digweed, Tiesto, Sasha, & Paul Van Dyke. I like 311 for sure (I have all of their albums), Sublime, O.A.R., Long Beach Dub Allstars, Jack Johnson, Pepper, The Fratellis, Reel Big Fish, Dropkick Murphys, Goldfinger, Lucky Boys Confusion, the Beastie Boys, Green Day, Matisyahu, Dispatch, Wolfmother, Cake, Weezer, OPM, Kottonmouth Kings, Cypress Hill, Rage Against the Machine, Prodigy, Underworld, Faithless, Overseer, Teddybears, The Shins, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, The White Stripes, System of a Down, Ween, The Doors, Steve Miller Band, Bad Company, Pink Floyd, The Who, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Simon and Garfunkel, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, all that stuff, you know what I'm talking about.

Movies:

Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Smokin' Aces, Lucky Number Sleven, Alpha Dog, Boondock Saints, The Island, Kill Bill, Poolhall Junkies, Almost Famous, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Beerfest, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, Constantine, Fight Club, Thank You For Smoking, Wonderland, Spun, The Salton Sea, SLC Punk, Human Traffic, Trainspotting, Requiem for a Dream, Blade (I, II, & III), Underworld, Donnie Darko, Catch Me If You Can, Memento, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Out Cold, Office Space, Waiting..., Talladega Nights, Van Wilder, Anchorman, Big Trouble, Napoleon Dynamite, The Hitchhikers Guide..., Groove, The Beach, Go, Formula 51, Party Monster.....the list goes on.

Television:

None if this new "reality tv" crap. It makes me sick. people are not going to be their normal self if they know that they are being filmed. so how is that REALity at all? but anyways, I love Family Guy, also [SCRUBS], Weeds, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, pretty much anything on FUEL TV, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Minute Meals w/Rachel Ray, Everyday Italian, Everybody Loves Raymond, Comedy Central, stand up comedy, National Geographic Channel, Travel Channel, Discovery Channel.
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Obese Viking.

Where You Lived: Peru.

How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Books:

I wont lie, I dont really read books on a regular basis. the last actual book I read from cover to cover was The DaVinci Code, it was good, I read it in like 2 days, but anything with a good ending is enough for me. Also, has anyone caught the newest edition of Kama Sutra though?? a must have for any book collection worthy of being called a book collection

Heroes:

MacGyver...he can do anything man. one time my car broke down on the side of the road, and who shows up?.....MacGyver. he says "car problems?" and im like "yeah". so MacGyver says "No problem, i'll make you a new engine. Get me a pine cone and a thumb-tac" So i did, and that damn MacGyver, he made me a new engine right then and there! What a crazy-ass fuckin dude, right?!
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Super Robot
Your Superpower is Seduction
Your Weakness is Sunlight
Your Weapon is Your Nuclear Wand
Your Mode of Transportation is Helicopter What's your Superhero Name?

My Blog

Coincidental 9/11 facts

Now listen to me! Read through all of this, and don't stop till you hit the bottom1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy ...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:46:00 PST

Things that are stupid - Part I

1. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it burns the toast so badly that no decent human being will eat it? 2. Day light savings time, what the hell.  its only one hour.&...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

Stone throwing

There's a saying that goes "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".  ok, how about...nobody should throw stones.  that's just crappy behavior.  so my new policy is "no ston...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

Wisconsinites

60 above zero:Floridians turn on the heat.People in Wisconsinplant gardens.50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in Wisconsinsunbathe.40 above zero:Italian & English cars won't s...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg Jokes

Sports I play sports... No, I don't. What the fuck? I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball an...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST

Weird Facts, and other stuff

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ----------------------------------------...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

the dentist

the woman who cleans your teeth at the dentist, what the hell is her problem?  you could be brushing and flossing everyday, its Never good enough for her.  and she leaps on your as...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

secrets

ok ive dont it again, here is another video i found online.  its a recording of a conference of the National Press Club in Washington DC, that i think anyone and everyone should watch.&...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

I'ts been waaay too long

Ok i had one of those days last friday that make you think..."man i havent been that wasted in a long time (or in my case, since the last time i was in Wisconsin)"  it all started by going to Chi...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

9/11

if you copy and paste this in your internet address search bar (the thing where you would normally type what website you want to go to), it will take you to a crazy video about 9/11.  but its lon...
Posted by <~KEITH~< on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST