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The Green Dantern

About Me

People tell me I look like Beck. I respond by saying: "Rambo? Rambo's a pussy." Don't know why, it's just a great line from Tango & Cash.And, if you get a chance, this song/video fuckin' rocks:Also, check out this dodgeball movie my friends and I made back in high school (2003). This is part 1 of 3, plus there's a blooper reel:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...a man with no feet, because then I won't complain about having no shoes.

My Blog

Road to the Dodgebowl

Hey, all.  Was trying to get the four parts of this dodgeball movie my friends and I did in high school (2003) on here, but I'll be damned if they refuse to embed in this shittastic blog.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:29:00 GMT

On Turning a Century...

As many of you may have noticed, today is my birthday.  For those rather astute observers who go over my profile with a fine-toothed comb (come on, you know you all do), you may notice that I tur...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:37:00 GMT

So far...

...two A's.  That's right, these looks come with brains.   d
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:33:00 GMT

That's it, I've decided...

To those of you who have been around my general area these past few weeks, this may sound like a broken record...or a cd set on "repeat"...or a song that plays multiple times on your iPod shuffle...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:02:00 GMT

Cellphone=got, birthday=dropping it like it's hot...

After a week on hiatus, I'm back up and running on the cellphone front.  I know, it was hard for everyone to grind through the week without getting to speak with me.  Seriously, how did you ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:10:00 GMT

Cellphone-less in Wisconsin

To the zero people who have called me recently, just wanted to let you know that the reason I'm not picking up/calling back is because my phone is broken...and because I don't like you...seriously...f...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:18:00 GMT

Blog it ya fuckin' bloggers...

Haven't 'blogged' in awhile so I figured my adoring audience (re: zero people) deserved some d-thoughts..... Alright, I don't have any worthwhile ramblings, but check this before you wreck this. ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:26:00 GMT

I can't find my socks, because Guitar Hero rocked them off...

This game has...kicked my ass up and down the street.  For a little perspective, it's kind of one of those Dance Dance Revolution games, but for people who like to wield an axe ("axe" means guita...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 17:43:00 GMT

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth; Ooh heaven is a place on earth...

That's right, I found heaven on earth.  It comes in two words, four syllables (one of them is dirty):  Cocktail Party. Hello awesomeness, where have you been all my life?  People coming...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:55:00 GMT

My face and ass were collectively blown away...

Ok Go rocked the casbah last night.  I might have to rank their concert among my all-time faves, which include (in no particular order): Bowling for Soup, American Hi-Fi, Butch Walker, Collective...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:27:00 GMT