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Grand Island, Nebraska

Don't Meth With Grand Island.

About Me

Grand Island's Favorite past time is officially "yelling shit at pedestrians".

But really I want to meet anyone with anything to do with Grand Island! i want to hear your testimony! whether you rode your horse to Northwest, got in a knife fight with Hector at Senior High, or spent your Wednesdays on your knees at Central Catholic i want to touch you the way that only Grand Island can! Did you reach the escape velocity required to break away from the gravity of the meth capitol of the midwest? Did you ever get duct taped naked to the light pole at the top of Tornado Hill? Tell me about it!

I am always on the lookout for great photos of Grand Island's many landmarks and citizens. Message me if you have some that you would like added to My Photos for all of Grand Island's friends to see.

My Interests

Agriculture, Beef Processing, Ammunition Manufacturing, Latin American Immigration, Methamphetamine Production, Consumption, and Distribution, East Side Locos(formerly Kings), Conestoga Mall, South Locust Strip, Grandma Max's, Grand Theatre, Skate Island, Tornado Hill, Grounds To Go, Thunder 103.1

I'd like to meet:

Farmers, Tweakers, Ghetto Bunnies, White Collar, Blue Collar, Prostitutes, Slaughterhouse Employees, Barflies, Gas Station Attendants, Grand Island Escapees, Teachers, Golf Course Avengers, Lawyers, Bail Bondsmen, Pawn Brokers, Stay-in-Bed Moms, ex-Mayors, MethLab Cooks, Mayors, Captains of Industry, City Council Members, Realtors, Gangstaz, West Side Whiteboys, Riverside Employees, Student Council Presidents, Ese's from the Barrio, Dead-Beat Dads... I cry everytime I see that eagle take off. Ginger Ten, Marry Me and have my half-mexican babies!

Music:

A.M., Awesome Dirtbike, Bear Eats Fish, Blood Red Apologies, Concrete Enema, Eyes Catch Fire, Flowers for Wilma, Guru, Hennepin Ave., Husk, the Hot Carls, Hingekit, Introvert, Jigabu, LDN, Ninefall, One Word, Pigrot, Population 800+, The Porcelin Homicide, Quad Biscuits, the Quonsets, Shimmer, Tainted, Tommy's Logic, Shithole

Movies:

The Grand Horror, My Antonia, the Night of the Twisters, About Schmidt, Children of the Corn

Television:


KOLN Hello Nebraska
Anything from native son Henry Fonda! We also love watching football players Tom Rathman and John Parella! A couple of our own trailer park residents also appeared on Jerry Springer!

Books:

Anything from The Edith Abbot Memorial Library. On the Road by Jack Kerouac

Heroes:

Henry Fonda. Adrian Brody for getting busted for Marijuana while filming a movie here! 49er Tom Rathman, and Charger Mike Perella, Doogie howser and his bodyguard/lover, and Jason Robards. Teddy Roosevelt for his library dedication and Ronald Reagan for visiting our airport in 1988.

My Blog

G.I. Ghost Stories Wanted!

Here is a message from Jody with my comments in red:"Hi. I am fairly new to Grand Island. Actually moved here from Southern California, near Huntington Beach then why did you move here?. Anyways, I wa...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:21:00 PST

Interactive G.I. Blog... and its dirty.

    So tell me, Grand Island (and surrounding communities)... this might be totally forthcoming of me, and you don't have to answer this, unless you want to...But where (preferrably in ...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:25:00 PST

GRAND ISLAND TESTIMONIALS

I've been getting a lot of messages lately with people telling their Grand Island stories. There are some facinating and amazing tales for this under 50,000 pop Hamlet.I would urge you to post your TE...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 05:25:00 PST

Richman Gordman's Animal Playground: The Hunt Is On!

I really want to know what happened to these guys! From what I remember(from left to right) there was: a green and red Hippo that you could crawl inside that I usually considered the batmobile and wou...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

Recent Killings in Grand Island

It happens.
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

Dear Moron

I would like to thank "Taylor" for fucking up my comments. That bullshit that he posted is somehow beyond deleteable.Fucking seriously people. Is the concept of "Not clicking on stupid bullshit" reall...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

Grand Island's Sexiest!!!

   Thanks to Gail (a former Islander) for telling me about this:Our own Brock Gloor is one of Cosmo's Sexiest Batchelor's! Marvel at his chiseled torso, bright smile, and boyish-man looks!Co...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Harvest of Harmony Approaches

My favorite time of year!Join me for the 2006 Harvest of Harmony Parade.Saturday, October 7th, 2006.Downtown, EARLY!Bring Hot Chocolate and Booze!Drop me a COMMENT if you are coming back for the parad...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

Rest In Peace Max Walker

    Grand Island has lost one of it's own. Max Walker, 26 A.B.Newell Elementary '86 - '92 Walnut Jr. High School '92 - '95 Grand Island Senior High '95 - '98 [email protected]:...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:08:00 PST

Grand Island the Beautiful

I get about 5 messages a week from people asking who runs this profile. I am not allowed to tell you who I am. Sorry. Anonymity seems important when you are taking jabs at the poor bastards still stu...
Posted by Grand Island, Nebraska on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:00:00 PST