Alternative

We are dynamic characters and free spirits, often attending parties and turning up the volume. We’ve been known to remodel holiday resorts on our lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of gay fun. We write award-winning brochures, and manage time efficiently, ensuring that each and every one of our guests is looked after as best as possible. Occasionally, we tread water for three days in a row before an event. Iceboys and quirks don't scare us away.

We woo men with our sensuous and godlike chill-outs; We can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and mix the best cocktails, all free of charge, 21 hours per day. We are experts in bingo and pool games, veterans in love, and probably outlaws in Midwest America. Adam's are more important than Eve's
When we’re bored we build go-go dance stages on the beach. We enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays we repair stage backdrops free of charge. We are abstract artists, political analysts and firework technicians. Critics worldwide swoon over our original line of denim and t-shirt evening wear and masquerade ball ideas. We don’t perspire in hot sweaty and downright fantastic nightclubs. We view Oakham as important as London.
We are private citizens, yet receive fan mail. We create memorable parties at the drop of a hat . Our deliciously fluffy afternoon foam parties have earned us fame in international circles. DJs trust us. We have performed several covert operations in aid of finding a costume at the last minute. From Ireland to Italy - we love you all.
We sleep once a week; when we do sleep, we sleep in a chair, with one eye open. The laws of physics do not apply to us.

The laws of having fun and providing the best gay event anywhere around the world do.

Welcome to the world of Alternative