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About Me

I should say something clever but I don't feel like it. I don't do much. I used to go out more. I used to drink more. I used to go to bed later. Now I tend to leave the glass mostly full and get bitchy if I'm kept at a diner too late.
I tend not to like people because people tend to suck. I have way too many people on my AIM buddylist that I don't talk to and don't want to talk to.
I like to write.
I keep a journal that I rarely update here .

My Interests

Acting, animal rights, animals, art, cherylism, clubbing, concerts, conversation, craziness, cynicism, dancing, drinking, exercise, film, fitness, food, friends, fun, happiness, ideas, journalism, laughter, learning, life, literature, love, magic, making people happy, making people laugh, music, New York City, originality, partying, poetry, reading, road trips, roller coasters, running wild, shopping, theatre, travel, vegetarianism/veganism, walking, words, writing... and whatever else interests me!

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I'd like to meet:

How 'bout people who don't suck? I mean, well, let me rephrase that before I get mobbed by people who have difficulty using straws.Um... if you think I should talk to you then hit me up. If you knew me a long time ago and want to get reacquainted, hit me up. If you're just looking to create a massive friends list then go right ahead. I usually just add anyone who adds me. I've pretty much quit with deleting people though every now and then I'll chip off a few...If you're looking to get into my pants, kill me, eat my brain, etc... Please do not hit me up. And do not kill me either. I'm kinda attached to this whole mortal coil/living thing... ya know?

Music:

Holy crap, I like a lot of music. Umm. Some of my favorite bands are The Lovemakers, The Dresden Dolls, Counting Crows, The Killers, Barenaked Ladies, Guster, Electric Six (they are insane live, like, I want to follow them on tour, they're so good!!!) What else? A bunch of indie stuff and... not indie stuff and old stuff and not old stuff.... Jim's Big Ego, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, She Wants Revenge, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Leona Naess, The Corrs, Oddibe, Beth Boucher, Highwater Rising, Fountains of Wayne, The Wallflowers, Ben Harper, Minstrels of Mayhem (ahem!), O.A.R., The Glass Plastiks, Thomas Dolby, Damien Rice, The Postal Service, Clear Static, Talking Heads, Honestly, Martha's Trouble, Blues Traveler, Blue October, the Argument, Ben Folds (and Ben Folds Five), Tom Petty, Journey, Oasis, Yellowcard, the Cure, Billy Joel, Lillylock Timber, Elvis Costello, Dashboard Confessional, Kingstreet, Savage Garden, Weezer, Aqua, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, the B-52s, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, the Duhks, Straylight Run, of Montreal, Enya, Danny Elfman, Shakira, Peaches, Jimmy Eat World, Cake, Ben Lee, Common Rotation, Carbon Leaf, Belinda Carlisle, MC Chris, Snow Patrol, The Faint, Maroon 5, The Whitlams, Arcade Fire, Scissor Sisters, Regina Spektor, Rockapella, Morningwood, Belle and Sebastian, Stars, Phish, Blue October, Oasis, Beck, Long-View, Nada Surf, Tracy Chapman, The Sounds, The Zutons, ...In every genre there's probably at least one thing I like.

Movies:

SECRETARY, Chasing Amy (or Kevin Smith stuff in general), Moulin Rouge, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Oliver and Company, Fight Club, Anchorman, American Beauty, Harry Potter (any of 'em), Big Fish, High Fidelity, AMELIE, Stranger Than Fiction...

Television:

I stopped watching.

Books:

I like books. If asked, (or just... NOW) I'll tell you my favorite book is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. I love Douglas Adams. If I could bring any one person back from the dead it would be Douglas Adams. Read Last Chance to See.I'll tell you Christopher Durang is my favorite playwright though... I'm happy with whatever's good.Books that have rocked my world: A Wrinkle in Time, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Lamb, The Lorax (!), Go Dog Go (when I was like five...), Ragtime, A Prayer for Owen Meany, CANDIDE, No Exit...I love Vonnegut. I'll read Palahniuk. And Brad's turned me on to Christopher Moore (thanks Brad! (You said I'd thank you later!))...Any suggestions?

Heroes:

Carol Black, Anderson Cooper, Bill Nye, Douglas Adams