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kristopher

I am here for Friends

About Me

forever shedding the remnants of my christian upbringing: guilt and thinking in terms of good/evil. i prefer rollin around in muddied gray areas. i love words (esp. parenthetical phrases), but have an aversion to numbers- except the number 3. i have a faggy side and tend to break into song, esp. when dishing out advice- "u can't trust a big butt and a smile." calling me grandpa will not deter me from going to bed before 9:00. i'm an emotional pisces, tho i don't know much about that shit. i'm attracted to confidence, but not to ego. i'm usually too shy to make the first move but i take charge after that. I will be the 'helium' to your 'strindberg' (misery!) - google if lost.

My Interests

sharing food! finding a clubhouse! manslippers and mimosa mornings! playin cards at zeitgeist. dolores park. anything i can bbq. film skool! talkin dirty n backin it up!tattoos! asphyxiation! testin limits! wrestling! napping! solvency! finding an adult-size big wheel! theme parties! funny animal videos. gettin spanked by santa!

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO WILL LET ME BORROW THEIR VIDEO CAMERA! interesting, funny people. cynical optimists. misfits. kind and charming smart-asses. people who have a lot of favorites and tell good stories. sexual explorers and pioneers of kink. progressive types!

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Music:

too much

Movies:

too many

Television:

good 4 hangovers/breakups - my penchant for femmes can be traced back to a youth spent five inches from the boob-tube - 50s beauties in black-n-white: lucy, donna reed, alice kramden - 70s superheroines: wonder woman, foxy brown, charlie's angels - n i deeply understood the tension between jo n blair!

Books:

http://www.shelfari.com/kristopher

Heroes:

fearless romantics.

My Blog

gettin older, learnin from the past and finding the humor in the potentially....

hard to swallow...and right when i needed that reminder - upon my doorstep a big ole package appeared..... to give some background - i've had a long history of tragic gifts cross my path - too long in...
Posted by kristopher on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:08:00 PST