~Sissy~BeefCake~ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Lets put the cards on the table shall we...YES I am a true MuscleMilf, I am building and sculpting my body to be as muscular, big and jacked as I can get it...NATURALLY....YES I am married.........And YES he accepts me, supports me,and makes me eat all my food...ALOT of food.. and LOVES me for the twisted lil shit I am..HE is my Hero, Soulmate and Soldier...my NUMBER 1 FAN..... .still intrigued.. READ ON....I am an ENIGMA....Do not try to figure me out..you will get a head ache.I have my own agenda 99% of the time..either fasten your seat belt or GET OFF MY RIDE!I am twisted, loud, aggressive and down right blunt. I will verbally beat down anyone who pisses me off ... I will also defend and support the ones I love with all my being. I believe dreams come true and we all have a soulmate out there somewhere, I believe in Karma and the 3 fold Law..I still believe in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus and the Monster under my bed .. I definately believe in true LOVE and LOVE at first sight....My husband is my Hero, He does what he does for YOUR freedom, and Free-dom isnt FREE.....So you left wing wanna be "righteous" protesters..THANK a Soldier, a Squid, or a Jarhead for your FREEDOM to be the narrow minded fool you are...and for having the RIGHT to protest as you do....I am open minded, sharp tongued and deliciously vicious when provoked..I live my life by MY rules, its MY game....... I love to laugh and be mentally stimulated, entertained and challenged.... I am a bohemian queen with a bikers heart and the mouth of a sailor when you get me going. Still intrigued..? My yahoo is causticmomof2 ...Hit me up...But DO NOT piss me off..YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDLayout made by

My Interests

OH YEA!!! THAT glorious time of the year is upon us!! You all know how much I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!! This page will be a sofer page then previous years...must be the age.....now GIMME CANDY!!! After many years of being overweight, unhealthy and FAT I am now a GymRat and pretty much a health nut with some pretty intense goals...I wanna awe, inspire, captivate and intimidate...I am what I AM.. Interests include...Quantum Physics...String Theory...Running with sharp objects..Fire breathing...eating Playdoh..And I love to stick metal objects in outlets!! Testing my own limits and boundries...Pushing, pumping and GROWING...

I'd like to meet:

I love an intriguing, creative mind..some would call it "weird" or "twisted"....Love people who are not afraid of self expressionism, open minded and life loving. Grab life by the horns and hold on for a wild ride!!THESE PRIME PIECES OF MAN FLESH!!!

Music:

Ahh Music....I am a Boston born country girl with a sweet tooth for some Heavy shit when I am getting jacked at the gym....Ecclectic in nature and love to listen to it all.....

Movies:

Love a movie that makes you want to sleep with the lights on, are there any of those out there anymore..??ANYTHING from this man...mmmmmm YUMM O!!

Television:

Dr Who, GHOSTHUNTERS!!!

Books:

King, Barker, MacGammon.....HORROR

Heroes:

One of my FAVORITE pics EVER...My Soldier and Prince...

My Blog

GOD , Karma....Fate......is GOOD!!

Little over a week left til show time....I AM PUMPED.......Sarge just informed me of some INCREDIBLY good news.... ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKES COMING TO I -FUCKIN-HOP!! DEAR LORD!!! Some of you kn...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:35:00 PST

I am an ASS.......

Can I say something here.. This ride.....this life altering kick ass ride I am on.....to become the best SheHulk I can be.... Would NEVER have happened if it wasnt for Ma Girl.....Kelly Lynn......BOTT...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:49:00 PST

An Update.....

TIC TOC.....new out look.....quads are popping.....added a wee bit of Oatmeal in the morn till next week...I am going to LISTEN to my body......and PUSH it to the limit.....Cardio has been kicked up, ...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:42:00 PST

Doubts and insecurities....YES I HAVE THEM!

39 hours of natural labor with my daughter was a cake walk compared to this......I am sooooo fried, stressed and ready to curl up and sleep for MONTHS..! What has happened........ PHUCKERS took away m...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:04:00 PST

All Forces U.S.

A change of sorts.....but for the good...... Decided not to do 2 comps.....way too expensive for my first time out.....WHEWW! So I am doing the All Forces.U.S. on Oct. 25th.....in Tampa. Anyone wanna ...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:29:00 PST

The Competitions....

7 Weeks from today is the Hurricane Bay....my first competition....7 weeks and counting....tighten boot straps.....FOCUS and train hard as ever.......EAT CLEAN!! And my favorite.....SLEEP!! Naps...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:27:00 PST

My jacked up little self.......

So here it is......I have been training hard as alot of you know.....to the few who dont understand..I have been working out HARD....sculpting...forming....and building.. It is time to do somet...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:37:00 PST

But MuscleMilf...why raise the roof..??

Simply put BECAUSE WE CAN! Yes....WE!! HUGE changes going on....Very few of you know what I am talking about....but all who read about my antics on a regular basis will discover the shenanigans I am u...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:46:00 PST

My Sarge is coming home.......

Yes its true....He is due home within a week..and I dont think he is too happy about it. Six months + of hard ass long day and night training gone out the shitter....but what it is it is.....and he is...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST

I gotta boast!!

My Soldier is no more.....Now he is my SARGE!! Yes Mike has been promoted and I am so damn proud of him! Most of the troops in his unit called him Sarge anyway, ( excellent leader from day 1) , but no...
Posted by ~Sissy~BeefCake~ on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:19:00 PST