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~HumanGirlToy~

The light at the end of the tunnel only comes when you're dead

About Me

Hi!, my name is Tony. I'm not your typical 32 year old lol I am intense and broody (well when I'm on my own). A beautiful girl can tame a guy lol. Insecure, but working on it. I have tremendous strengths and weaknesses in equal measure. I cry a lot. I'm pretty honest I guess. I say a lot of stupid things. I find it hard to concentrate sometimes. I'm usually quite a clean and tidy person and like things in their place. I have a real eye for the ladies (though I'm not into the idea of more than one woman), I've discovered that I'm a bit of a flirt on-line (doesn't mean I'd cheat on my girl though) I like animals. I'm a Vegetarian/part-time Vegan. I drink, but not much. I sing in a band called The Cosmic Puppets. I can be really shy, but can also be forward. I seem to fair better one on one ;P I'm quite emotional and oversensitive. I am attracted to dark things. I love my pet Rat "Slinky". Oh, and I really love Faeries. Want a real life-sized one to live happily every after with... I'm weary of people I do not know. I'm sensitive to pollution and artificial chemicals...LIKES: Mini Skirts lol, The Hubble Space Telescope!, Feeling the paper edge of a big book!, Soaking in hot baths when achy... The calm and flexibleness that Yoga brings...Conspiracy Theories (or truths) Standing behind attractive women on escalators :) My photobucket (filled with beautiful women);P Kiwi Fruit, Confident women, holding hands, seeing my breath in the cold air, Light Houses...DISLIKES: Cigarette smoke. Dancing (I so can't). 50Hz. Mobile Phones, Microwaves...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests


What Tony Means
T is for Twisted

O is for Odd

N is for Naive

Y is for Young
What Does Your Name Mean?THE WOMAN OF MY WET DREAMS :)It's really hard to sum myself up on one webpage. I can be a number of different personalities at once, but 'am an honest decent person :) Have been described as a "Walking Oxymoron"! Every day life makes me feel icky. I can be intense and feel emotions intensely. I can feel colours, and see coronas...Interests include: Music, Films, Snow, Swimming, Hard/Soft Porn, Crystals, My pet rat "Slinky", Cats, Sexy Faeries, and witches, Girls...would like to get into Astronomy. Look at Moon craters and stuff, but decent telescopes are expensive. To be honest, crap telescopes are expensive too :) Wanna get a camcorder next year 'cause I love moviemaking.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 40%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?Lou RhodesLamb Wonder VideoLamb-GabrielFiona Apple - O' Sailor Fiona Apple - O' Sailor

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I'd like to meet:

CURRENT MOON about the moonA vegetarian/Vegan girl who loves nature, crystals and stuff like that...Girls who are a little dark-minded but childish at the same time and don't give a fuck about the norm. Who basically think for themselves. Someone who isn't weighed down by conventional thinking. A women who is her own woman, and doesn't expect to be kept by a man. I like goth/rock/hippy chicks (fishnets rule!), petite girls, but like women of all shapes and sizes. Flexible as far as image goes. I've seen some business types looking hot in their tight, leg showing suits. I also have a thing for the attractive older woman. Nice teeth is a must (not Hollywood teeth lol, just looked after) Don't have a computer of my own at the mo. So have to use the internet Library :(
You Are 38% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?"YOUR LUSCIOUS CURVES CALM MY FRACTURED NERVES":
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tony
Birthday: 29 March 1975
Birthplace: Liverpool
Current Location: Dundee, Scotland
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Light brown, but dye it wild colours
Height: 5ft 7in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Don't know what that means
The Shoes You Wore Today: Only have one pair. Usually black though
Your Weakness: The female body
Your Fears: Never being loved, and general life fears
Your Perfect Pizza: I would have to make it myself being a Vegan, and I aint got that far yet
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make some more friends
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Have never used instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: I think of myself as a whole person, not parts
Your Bedtime: Try to be in bed by 1pm
Your Most Missed Memory: My friend Dawn
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Far too health conscious to eat at either of these
Single or Group Dates: Single of course. One on one is better
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Peppermint Tea, Decaff Earl Grey
Chocolate or Vanilla: The Vegan Vanilla Ice Cream is quite good
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, but would have to be decaff at the moment
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Like a Starship Trooper
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: No, but I always do when needed with bath tap shower hose
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Have already been
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I sit in the back of a car yes. Long car journeys are boring. Trains rule!
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't
Are you a Health Freak: I guess people would say that, but if I do get hit by a bus tomorrow, i wanna feel good before it happens
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, but didn't get along as well living with them as I do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, Keyboards
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, she thought otherwise. Her loss, not mine. Plenty of attractive women out there
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah i go all the time. The Library is on the upper level of a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I've eaten sunflower seeds though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, the nice side to being single I guess. No rejection
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Absolutely not, and I think theft isn't taken as seriously as it should be
Ever been Drunk: Of course, I'm not a Buddist Monk, though I believe every life is special, even an insects life
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet, but it wouldn't surprise me the way society is going
Ever Shoplifted: No, not even when I was starving
How do you want to Die: In a womens arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: America, Australia are two I can think of, but would like to visit others
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: n/a
Favourite Hair Color: n/a
Short or Long Hair: Long hair, but would be okay with short
Height: n/a
Weight: Slim
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Tried acid with work mates. One good trip followed by one bad trip. I will never do it again
Number of CDs I own: Haven't counted them
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Being me

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Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... everlasting

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Music:

Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Angie Hart and Jesse Tobias, Avril Lavigne, Bear McCreary, Bjork, Dennis McCarthy, Evanescence, Fiona Apple, Flyleaf, Freddy Mercury, Frente, Garbage, Goldie, Heather Nova, Holly Lerski, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Waynes' "War Of The Worlds", John Martyn, Jon Brion, Lamb, Loudon Wainwright III, Marilyn Manson, Martha Wainwright, Melissa Etheridge, Muse, New Atlantic, Nick Drake, No Doubt, Paul Young, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Gabriel, Queen, Radiohead, Richard Gibbs, Rufus Wainwright, Sarah McLachlan, Shakin' Stevens, Sparklehorse, Stina Nordenstam, Sting, Suzanne Vega, The Beatles, The Police, Thom Yorke, Tim Buckley, Tori Amos...I also like some Drum n' base music. Plus I'm always up for listening/being introduced to new stuff...

Movies:

Event Horizon

Add to My Profile | More VideosAlien, Aliens, American Beauty, Battlestar Galactica, Buffalo 66, City of Ghosts, Clint Eastwood (films), Constantine, Collateral, Cube, Dead Poets' Society, Donnie Darko, Dragonfly, Drugstore Cowboy, Dual, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Event Horizon, Ferris Buellers' Day Off, Final Destination, Flatliners, Forbidden Planet, From Hell, Ginger Snaps, Girl Interrupted, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Lethal Weapon 3, Lethal Weapon 4, Mad Max, Mad Max 2, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Magnolia, Mothman Prophecies, Mystic River, One Flew Over The Cuckoos' Nest, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Rebel Without A Cause, Secret Window, Sid and Nancy, Sleepy Hollow, Somersault, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Star Trek: Generations, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, Star Trek: Nemesis, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Machines, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, The Big Labowsky, The Breakfast Club, The Butterfly Effect, The Crossing Guard, The Crow, The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, The Exorcist, The Fifth Element, The Goonies, The Last Starfighter The Lost World : Jurassic Park, The Matrix, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Ninth Gate, The Odd Couple, The Salton Sea, The Shining, Urban Ghost Story, Van Helsing, Vanilla Sky, Withnail and I.

Television:

Don't have a TV at the mo. (have a portable DVD Player. Damn it's cool) Know about the new Battlestar Galactica though. Starbuck is now somebody I would like to get intimate with! Seen the Power Puff Girls in the past. I makes me laugh. "I, Mojo-Jo-Jo" Also, Charmed, Heartbreak High, CSI. Used to watch "The Littlest Hobo" as a kid (the music cracks me up). Also Count Duckula, Danger Mouse.

Books:

Encyclopedia Of Magical Herbs - Scott Cunningham. The Art Of Amy Brown - err, Amy Brown :) she paints sexy faeries with watercolour. The Element Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells - Judika Illes.

Heroes:

My heroes are mostly music related... + The Owl and the Pussy Cat, Kara (Starbuck) Thrace, The Penguin of Death, Jim Carey,

My Blog

My beloved Ratty friend dead

My pet rat Slinky died last week.  Although I'd been told he had respiratory problems that would get worse, it was still a shock 'cause he seemed to be doing pretty well.  I was out all day ...
Posted by ~HumanGirlToy~ on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:51:00 PST