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About Me

Jumbled up and confused. Like a cupcake in a tornado. Therefore, writing any kind of description is quite hard.
You can probably make me dance like an idiot though.
I do like dancing like an idiot. Quite a lot.
I'm supposed to start having things figured out by now I guess. I'm not even halfway there. I've tried at least four different lives on, none of them suited me as well as I would wish. I'm a bit too intense and I tend to talk too much. I get weird tics when people can't write properly. I love my sewing-machine more than what is really healthy. My hair can strangle small birds on a good day. My family's slightly mad, but I love them anyway. I spend too much time online. I read more and quicker than most people I know. I get obsessed by things and people to the point of not being able to think or talk about anything else. I've never trusted a hairdresser, ever. I have and wear too much makeup. I'm stupidly superficial. I've named my cd-walkmen (yes, that should be the plural form) Vilgot I-VI and my mp3-players Vilgotson I-III (me and portable music players clearly have issues). I collect useless stuff and hate throwing things away. Some people I hardly know knows more about me than people I've known for ten years. When I'm drunk I'll happily talk to trees about pretty much anything. Actually, there's quite a few things I'll happily do while drunk. I once fell on a knife while carrying a jester without dying. I never win anything, ever (apart from TP, as long as my dad's not playing). As long as the weather allows, I refuse to wear shoes (including walking around central London barefoot on a Sunday morning).
I can't stay on a subject to save my life.
Oh, and there's way more activity over on http://www.livejournal.com/users/kateli/ . Sort of.

My Interests

art, art noveau, arthurian myths, being rubbish, blagging, c.s lewis, cecil b demented, chaos, cherry coke, chocolate, cinnamon, coffee, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, cutting up clothes, dancing, donnie darko, dorian gray, dorks, douglas adams, elves, empty nightbuses, escapism, evil laughter, falling asleep on buses, forests, fpr backstreets, freedom, frostnights, geeks, general perversions, giggles, gin, green wing, groupie dyslexia, happiness, harry potter, hats, histrionics, hysterics, jameson's, jk rowling, john bauer, john howe, kissing, late night eating, lloyd alexander, london, lord of the rings, lost umbrellas, melancholia, mindless gossip, mist, mystery boys, mythology, nambucca, neil gaiman, nerds, nightskies, oscar wilde, personalities, prettyboys, random flirting, randomness, salvador dali, second hand clothes, sewing, shambolic stalking, shoes, silmarillion, singing, snogging, snow white blood red, spazzy dancing, stephen fry, superficiality, swirling, tea, terri windling, thrift stores, tolkien, velvet goldmine, vintage clothes, whiskey, winds, wonderchild.

Music:

arctic monkeys, art brut, auf der maur, babyshambles, black wire, bloc party, blondie, bob dylan, cocteau twins, courtney love, depeche mode, ed harcourt, eels, five o'clock heroes, hannah fury, joy division, mando diao, maximo park, modest mouse, my bloody valentine, nick cave, patrick wolf, r.e.m, sahara hotnights, siouxsie & the banshees, special needs, sugarcubes, test icicles, the automatic, the cazals, the chalets, the coral, the cribs, the cure, the distillers, the futureheads, the holloways, the libertines, the long blondes, the pipettes, the ramones, the smiths, the strokes, the von bondies, the walkmen, the wannadies, tori amos, twisted charm, yeti, patti smith.

My Blog

Kat is still alive?

Eh, well, sort of. Buried under a mountain of schoolwork and wangsting over life-in-general-and-my-inability-to-just-get-the-fuck-on-wit h-it-in-particular, as always. But life is generally good. I lik...
Posted by Kateli on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:27:00 PST

Look! I remember how to do this!

Sort of. Am, as always, completely incapable at writing anything with any sort of substance or meaning, so you'll have to do with my usual witless blabbering, dear (probably imaginary) readers. It's h...
Posted by Kateli on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:33:00 PST

Stupid cold, stupid sister, stupid passports.

Walking down to the highstreet (about 15min) not wearing trousers = Very Bad Idea. And it's only -8. Trying to make my sister do any work = Impossible. Lazy bitch. Bringing passport so that I could bu...
Posted by Kateli on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:04:00 PST

Fifteen Feet

Not that bad. It's been snowing pretty much constantly since I got off the plane. Argh. 'S very pretty, but also slightly annoying. And also, my family is getting cabin-fever. Have you ever ...
Posted by Kateli on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:55:00 PST

Pointless Post.

Things I Have Learned Recently: There's chocolate covered Oreos! This is surely a proof of the existense of some kind of God. Selective minor kleptomania can be quite amusing. My parents are amusing....
Posted by Kateli on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

I. Am. Inept.

I still don't understand how this place work. I'm a comlpete idiot, obviously. As proven by the Stupidest Userpic Ever. Especially as I've lost the hat. No, nothing important to say....
Posted by Kateli on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:50:00 PST