Bill's dad. Claire's dad. Why Dad-Bin-Laden? Bill reckons I have been terrorising his friends for years and started calling me that - seems appropriate.
Founding member of SOB BUDDIES - our moto is "Henpecked and happy". Irregular meetings held in some poor married bastards shed when his wife is out. Meetings consist of drinking beer and sharing stories of oppression imposed by overbearing wives. Hey? What's that dear? Yes dear, right away dear. .................. Gettin' old, goin' grey & running out of patience! Growing old disgracefully. I love to ride my bikes. I love my family. Karen is my magnet, my big boy and my little princess are my reason for getting up every day. I have good friends that I do not see often enough. I used to be fit. I am getting there again. I would like my kids to be everything that I am not and some of the things that I am. I like to drink beer in the garage and listen to music. I do not like bullies, wankers, liars and fakes. My perfect day would be having a beer, listeneing to The Moxie's new hit single while setting up camp on the beach for the dragon and her apprentice after 100k's on the bike during my cycle tour of the east coast of Oz. ..Life's other little pleasures - Sara Lee Ultra Chocolate icecream,
XXXX Gold,
Wild Turkey,
winding people up ( better known as taking the piss),
being alone with my lovely and long suffering wife.
