Brand New Blog |
Just to say, I have a new official blog at http://cory-alan.blogspot.com. Peep it! Love, Cory
Posted by Cory on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:00:00 PST |
Don't talk to him! He's maaaad! |
Today was pretty much the coolest thing that ever happened to me. As a lot of you know, I'm 100 percent Irish. I was born in Ireland and I have a thick Irish accent. It's fitting, because Cory Alan...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Best albums of 2004 so far |
The albums that have come out this year that I listen to the most... well, I think it came out this year, but College Dropout from Kanye West, holy crap. Also, the Brian Wilson Smile record is awesom...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fine, all right. |
I went out to this fucking fish n' chips place with my parents and I asked for the Captain's Combo. Great going, guy. What they did was they sent this little teenager guy out to the ocean and they h...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How much is the lemonade? |
All right, fine, I love you too. I'm not just saying that because you're beautiful, or because you've only been dead for a little while and don't smell too bad yet, I'm saying it because somebody ask...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It hurt when I thought about it |
It hurt; I'm not complaining, I'm just stating fact, because that is what un-liars do, unlike non-un-liars, such as the girl who decided to call the police on me after I did what my body felt it neede...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love smells like an alley-way |
I made a few dollars tonight, by way of my hotness. There are a lot of things you can do with your body, a few of them illegal and many of them painful. Now that she and I are broken up, I invented ...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Perfect Date |
So you ride up to her house in your grandma's Buick Century, and you are feeling sharp. You've got this pimp-ass tie on that your mom helped you tie, and it's got muthaf***in' ducks on it for real. Yo...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It was a slice of heaven wrapped in shit tin-foil |
Well, it finally happened. She dropped me off at my house, and before I could get out, she was like "this isn't working out, it's not you; it's him." At first I was all "what?" Then I looked closer ...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
It didn't hurt when I first did it |
So there I was, looking her in the eye. You know the type of look I am going after here; I can't properly explain myself when it comes to this look, but it's almost as if you're trying to look into t...
Posted by Cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
