Phil Sandwich - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i crave the absurd. every morning, i hope that things get just a little more surreal.
usually, the universe doesn't disappoint.

My Interests

hardcore punk for the hardcore punks

I'd like to meet:

SEEKERS OF THE TRUTH
smart punks.
artists interested in doing something BIG.
kids with bikes.
anyone interested in semi-seriously playing hardcore, d-beat, pop-punk, or anything else you can convince me is a good idea.

Music:

d-beat, grindcore, hardcore, hip hop, indie, jazz, metal, metalcore, power-violence, punk, screamo, skarecently: baronness in disgust the leftovers

Movies:

momento, waking life, igby goes down, eternal sunshine, apocalypse now, godfather parts I and II, punch drunk love, old school, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, kill bill, being john malkovich...

Television:

simpsons, sopranos, family guy, law and order, bbc world news

Books:

east west, the satanic verses, salman rushdie; cat's cradle, slaughterhouse five, kurt vonnegut; on the road, jack kerouac; der vorleser, bernhard schlink; 1984, animal farm, george orwell; rainer maria rilke, fear and loathing in las vegas, hunter s. thompson, and just generally: dave barry, chuck palanhiuk, james ellroy, etc...

Heroes:

mike park, dennis lyxzen, henry rollins, my dad, buenaventura durruti, eugene v. debs, john brown

My Blog

more writing.

continued from the 1 september 2004 entry my friend, the philosopher, was a very wise man if you caught him at the right moment. sober, he was too quiet, too inhibited; he would sit quietly, and absor...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

polyphonic spree

those folks were on music choice, the comcast station's music show. concert footage, interview with the singer/band-leader-guy, aka the only man to use the words "fuck" and "golly" in the same statem...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

J20

listen...stalling your purchases one day will do nothing. businesses spend thousands, millions, or sometimes billions of dollars at a stretch with no need or even intent to immediately recoup their l...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i like writing.

cross-posted from my livejournal. "the man was a sleaze. and that's coming from a guy who knows sleaze when he sees it. we can smell our own. most men, when you compute the sum of their libido, dish...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

five months, twenty-four days.

my longest relationship ever. it had to end, but it sucked anyway. i hate moments like that, where you desperately want to release your most articulate self, but he persists in hiding himself behind...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

something i wrote a while ago...

rarely is one afforded the oppurtunity to invite his own ghost to lunch. rarer still is it that the ghost might order a turkey sandwich on toasted rye with light mayonaise (ghosts, too, must watch the...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it has come to my attention...

i've recently heard that people are experiencing something called "anger." not to worry. i have invented a simple program to solve this mounting problem. 1-find the nearest stereo. 2-set the volu...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog, eh?

i have a livejournal for this crap. but anyway, blah blah life blah school blah girlfriend blah isn't it funny that sometimes meadows are full of nasty mosquitoes?
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on behalf of a friend

are you under 23? good looking? not a complete ass? oh, and a guy? if so, contact bendtosquare (that's both her eljay AND aim screenname, eligible bachelors). she is a seventeen year old chica that...
Posted by Phil Sandwich on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST