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I am war, I am pain I am all you've ever slain I am tears in your eyes I am grief, I am lies.....
Chrissay.....is.....a...girl who....doesnt....care...what...you...think...of...her....she ...is...different....alternative....crazy.....random....and. ..WIARRD.....YOU dont like her ...then dont fucking mention it just shut up......no more adds from people who aint gonna talk cuz im gonna start deleting you.....and you will die a horrible...........BLOODBATH OF PAINNNNN!
I have some opinions I would like to share.....
Let's start to breed some FUCKING hate!
-First of all I dislike cocky people. People who think they're always right.
-Sluts who wear too much make up and think they're better than you and should be treated like princesses. Go get a fucking personality you airheaded nobody's! Truth is nobody likes you, you only make friends by intimidating people into being your "friend" or unless theyr'e just as pathetic and as nasty as you.
- When I'm walking on the pavement and a line of people cant be arsed to fucken move so I gotta step off the curb to be polite to you. I dont mind cuz I am polite but truth is youre a fucken idiot and should move.
- When people push into you and dont say sorry. You got an issue with me, otherwise apologise for blocking my air.
- Insecure chavs that feel the need to shout shit at me cuz I dont fit into their catergory. I'm sorry I'm not as pointless as you. But please dont feel the need to make yourself look even more pathetic by giving yourself a sore throat and wasting it on me. I dont care cuz your opinions are worth fuck all.
- Bullies. I take extreme offence to people like this. People who think its alright to intimidate and order people, even complete strangers about. Have fucking respect for others you twat.
- Rap music. I dont understand the concept or the influence it can have on people lives. Music is a big thing to me because it makes me feel good and triggers emotions or thoughts into my mind. How can one feel any emotion from a dude singing about his "homies" and his slapper of a gf and "hoes" and "pimps" its like a joke. But one that isnt even worth a giggle cuz its pathetic.
- High pitched girly giggles. UGH. Pass the sick bucket please....
- Chick flicks and girly girl movies and shallow movies like American Pie, sporting fake teeth, fake smile, fake tits sluts who eat nothing but lettuce. And shallow fucken men who only ever talk about a cheap shag. What a waste of videotape.
- Buses. Seriously why do they stop in this town at 10.50!? and on a saturday...taxi's are just fucking worse!
Now these are a few of my favourite thangsssessss.........
- METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Seriously melodic death esp, could anyone have created a more talented and deeply meaningful genre of music. Its an orgasm in your fucken ears. I wish everybody would realise this.
- Kit Kat Chunkies, they are diviiiine, the chocolate and wafer is lush!
- Oreos, orgasm in biscuit form, seriously addictive and have such a great aftertaste! hehehehe.
- The sound of crisp virgin snow when you step on it...hehehe.
- Water fights and tickle wars! I'm never gonna grow up when it comes to these! Now these are just fun! And maybe a bit of jelly too..... =P
- Anime.....its so pretty =) I like the movies too though ive only seen 2 they are so pretty. Pikachuu too! I love him! I want one! So he can thundershock all the bastards in the world
Right my mind is a big blank now, I think I should stop. Ya know when im not sitting here typing this theres so many things i can think of for these sections, aargh I hate that! right END.
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth


95%

Rocker, Mosher


75%

Trendy


45%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


20%

Prepy


10%

Emo


0%

Skater


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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NEW ABOUT ME SURVEY...BETTER!!
Name? Christina
Hair? Dyed black and red, messy haha. (naturally brown)
Eyes? Brown
Height? 5'3"
Hometown? Cowes I.O.W
Birthplace? Newport I.O.W
Sign? Taurus
Left/Right handed? right
Heritage? british
Favorite Season? Summer
Favorite Color? black and red i cant decide :P
Favorite Cd? changes all the time
Favorite Movie? Willow
Favorite day of the week? Saturday
Favorite number? I hate numbers
Favorite animals? penguin, panda, meercat, koala, tiger, cat
What pets do you have? none, used to have a cat but he died :(
Favorite car? mini cooper ^_^ or an isuzu trooper haha they rhyme :P
Favorite Sport? badminton or table tennis
What did you wear today? black flared trousers, patterned brown top and long green top underneath and my goffick mad fish boots
Favorite Food? pizza
Do you smoke? hell no
Do you drink? yes
Do you do drugs? I have used them
Do you like your life? it changes.
Favorite fast food? burger king
What did you eat today? i want to say burger king :P but no, umm rice, oatabix, KIT KAT CHUNKY! :D jammy dodgers and a banana. God im fat lol
How many piercings do you have? my ears so 2 lol
How many tatoos do you have? one dragon on my back
What is your weakness? hugs
What is your greatest fear? death
Where would you most like to travel to? Finland
Favorite band/artist? Children of Bodom!!!! ^_^
What is your favorite pastime? drawing
Favorite holiday? Australia
Most missed memory? Being with all my family in Australia
Biggest Regret? Not taking up guitar
Ever been in love? might have
Someone you love? mummyyy :P
Something you hate? chav society - god why just one! :P
Do you believe in yourself? no im very pessemistic
What do you wish you could change about yourself? I wish my boobs were bigger and my nose was smaller and I wish I was more patient and less paranoid :P
Favorite junk food? kit kat chunky :P
Favorite t.v. show? the simpsons
Most important quality in a friend? they are always there for yuo in times of need
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? long hair :P (a boy though!lol )trusting, funny, alternative, crazy, good kisser, good hugger :P
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? I have been known to :P (green mile*cough*)
Do you shower everyday? in the summer yes, usually its every 2 days
Do you get along with your parents? im forever shouting at my mum but we get by, i dont think my dad liked me too much.
Do you go to school and/or have a job? at college and i work at halfords
Are you .. for more than 2 hours a day? am i what?
Sox or Yankees? fuck the yankee shit
Coke or pepsi? pepsi
coffee or tea? coffee (filter), tea YEUUCH!
Night or day? night
Raine or shine? when does rain have an e on the end? shine of course
Sugar or Salt? salt
beer or alcohol? beer is alcohol fuck sake. ALCOMOHOLLL!
cat or dog? cat...dogs smell
make love or fuck? haha depends how you feel donnit
chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
ideal job? singer of a metal band or a roadie ^_^
favorite ice cream? banoffee
favorite video game? road rash
favorite website? last fm
What one thing do you want the most? to find my soulmate and have a happy family ^_^
Do you have siblings? yes
Do you sing? yeaaah grade 5 bitch
Do you dance? yes but not when anyones looking :P
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? doesnt matter as long as its long LONG though black preferably
eye color? blue or green
height? taller than me
weight? lets just say not too lanky or not too heavy
style? alternative, metal, black tees, goffick trousers, stuff like that
what first attracts you to a person?
are looks the most important quality? i want to say no but it does help at first :p
do you like men and women? yes'
do you like men and women? I prefer men thanks haha

what about if you were drunk? oh god then both...JOKE :P
would you prefer the person to be rich? no way
What personality trait is most important? funny, kind and caring
Final Questions
What is your screen name? no point sayig that cuz itll have changed by now :P
Do you like meeting new people? aye
What is your best quality? I'm friendly and helpful :)
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My Interests

"Before the daylight falls to the graves into shadows, Soon I'll be on a black-night trip, I'll fly across the sky.

It's not a lonely flight, This one'll be black, The death lies always in the sky, It reflect hatred in my eyes.

If the daylight dies, the Shadow's are falling on me. Then I'll be at your side, then death, you'll have your way Scourging in the moonlight's shadow I can't get out, lost in time for eternity.

You're the guard of the dead ones, In the night I'll find you to drink your blood, You're the Dead night's fresh meat in my arms, The dead by night's close by!

Don't wake it up, call my name, it's death! Set them all on a trip of pain, I can't wait!

It's such a lonely flight, This one'll be black, The death lies always in the sky, It reflect hatred in my eyes.

It is such a pain to die now being so hard to wound I always saw you standing [maybe slashing?] in the moonlight's shadow Slash me now!


Chrissay luffs
Melodic death metal
Forests
Kit Kat Chunkys
Wristbands
Cinnamon
Eyeliner
Jack Daniels
Drawing
Chocolate Milk
Black nail varnish
Alexi Laiho
Hugses
Randomness
Salad Cream
Zebra Crossings
Riding my bicyclayyy
Stripey scarves and sockses
Giving Massages
When guys wear eyeliner
Subway Ice (the ice you get in subway :P)
Chewing stuff...
...Biting stuff! ;)
Petri Lindroos
Long hair on guys...
...dyed black hair
Cooking stuff
Fantasy art
Orange and mint hot chocolate
Making up words
Air hockey
Water Fights
Going to gigs
Moomins
Making Smoothies
Ice cubes
Frozen yoghurt
The sound of electric guitarro in my ears
Viking/warrior stuff
Nutella
Mangoes and mango flavoured stuff
Bananas and banana flavoured stuff
Candle wax
Chips and salad cream
Crazy, weird people
Refresher bars
Spanking lol
Whipped cream kisses :P
Barbeques
Msketti on toast
Mystical stuff...
...Dragons
Tennis...
Badminton...
Giving guys compliments
Chocolate spread sandwiches
Table Tennis
Back scratches
Headbanging
Guys laughing (as long as it aint nerdy)
Lying in the middle of desolate roads
The smell of bonfires
Pinky rings
Ice cream...
...making ice cream sundaes
Fantaaaa
Poetry, especially fantasy
Anime...
Pokemon
Camden Market
Vanses (shoeses)
Red and black
Sega Megadrive
Onion Rings
Cinnamon tic tacs
Zooming down big hills on my bike
and most importantly...
..being different and crazy and I dont care if you think I'm a freak. If you do then fuck off I dont wanna know ya :)
Chrissay hates
Manipulation
Ignorance
Chavs
Hangnails
Bitchy women
Chauvenistic men
Olives
Broken hearts :(
Buses...
Bus drivers
Depression
Smoking
Pink
Playboy merc.
Lager
Car insurance and Loan adverts
Big dogs
Itchy noses
Any music that isn't metal, rock or good indie
Shallow people
When people call me a goth
When chavs play football in the middle of the road, find a park you cunts!
When people dis'my music
Girls laughing badly
Chopping onions
Dime bars
Attention seekers
Girly girls
Racists
Too much rain
Bullies
Being bored
Snobby people who think they are better than you....
Yachties
Aeroplane food
Bad hair days
Stones in my shoes
Competitive people
Work
Baby pink..
..Pastel colours
Geezers, drunk chav men, football hooligans
Fur clothing
Stilettoes
Enclosed spaces
Ordinary tea
Instant coffee
My internet connection
Fudge

HYPOCRISY
Your Aura is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Alexi Laiho- cuz he excites me in so many ways
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Music:

Bands I like are as Follows...
3 Inches of Blood
Abigail Williams
Adam and the ants
Agathodaimon
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Andrew WK
Angra
Annihilator
Arch Enemy
Archeon
Arsis
ArthemesiA
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
At the Gates
Avantasia
Avatar
Avenged Sevenfold
Bal-Sagoth
Blind Guardian
Bruce Dickinson
Bullets and Octane
Cacophony
Cadacross
Celestial Crown
Cellador
Children of Bodom
Dark Flood
Dark Moor
Dark Fortress
Dark Tranquility
Darkest Hour
Detonation
Diabolical Masquerade
Dimmu Borgir
Dir En Grey
Disarmonia Mundi
Disillusion
Dissection
Disturbed
Dope
Dope Stars Inc.
Dragonforce
Dragonland
Dragonlord
Dream Evil
Dream Theater
Edge of Sanity
Ektomorf
Ensiferum
Enter My Silence
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Finntroll
Franz Ferdinand
Freedom Call
Galloglass
Galneryus
Gamma Ray
Gates of Ishtar
God Forbid
Guns N Roses
Hevein
Heavenly
Helloween
Human Fortress
Hypocrisy
In Flames
Insomnium
Iron Maiden
Jason Becker
Judas Priest
Kalmah
Kiuas
Lamb of God
Lareine
Luca Turilli
Machinae Supremacy
Malice Mizer
Mercenary
Mindless Self Indulgence
Misery Inc.
Mithotyn
Miyavi
Mnemic
Mors Principium Est
Murderdolls
Muse
Naildown
Nekrogoblikon
Nevermore
Nirvana
Norther
Noumena
Obituary
Old Man's Child
OverKill
Pain
Pantera
Power Quest
Primal Fear
Profane Omen
Queen
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Rhapsody of Fire
Sanctity
Scar Symmetry
Sikth
Silverchair
Sinergy
Slayer
Sonata Arctica
SoulRelic
Stone
Strapping Young Lad
Stratovarius
System of a Down
Teräsbetoni
The Beastie Boys
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Darkness
The Duskfall
The Haunted
Thin Lizzy
Thyrane
Twisted Sister
UneXpect
Vision Divine
Warmen
Wintersun
Zonaria

Movies:

RUSH HOUR 3!!!! WATCH THIS ITS HILARIOUS!
Willow
Rush Hour 3
Interview with a Vampire
Edward Scissorhands
The Green Mile
Zoolander
The Crow
Click
Shaun of the dead
Some like it Hot
The Coneheads
Ice Age 2
The Pick of Destiny
Anger Management
Shrek 2
Austin Powers 3
Little Nicky
Pleasantville
The sword of Xanten
Billy Madison
Time Bandits
School of Rock

Television:

THE SIMPSONS, FATHER TED, FUTURAMA, WIFE SWAP, GIMME GIMME GIMME, LITTLE BRITAIN, THE LEAGUE OF GENTLeMEN (WHY ARE THEY NEVER ON ANYMORE!?)

Books:

Dont read Books
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MY ROCK DRAWINGS: IZZY STRADLIN AND DUFF MCKAGAN

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Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY ROCK DRAWINGS: ALEXI LAIHO

OK my first 2 pics of Alexi, more soon! ...
Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

JOURNAL/POEM: Ghost on a night ride

Today I went on a bicycle ride. As the sun drew in to its close I looked up at the sky, as the clouds cast a shadow over us. It was nearing darkness and I thought I beture return home. I began cycling...
Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

POEM: Untitled

This one was written from spontaneous thoughts all through today and strung them together. It was on my own so it isn't as good as the one written with Raz :P new joint poem to be coming soon though ;...
Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:50:00 PST

POEM: Nightfall Part I

Nightfall Part I Let me sail on dark water where the moon reflects our sins, Ghostly shores lay nothing but poison on our skin, The ebony sky casts shadows over our souls, The nights passing through u...
Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:03:00 PST

MY ROCK DRAWINGS: FREDDIE MERCURY AND BRIAN MAY

Next ones were straight on in pen so my excuse for bad quality lol ...
Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY ROCK DRAWINGS: KURT COBAIN

There is two at the present moment. I will keep you posted with updates via My Bulletins.    ...
Posted by Apocalypse Please [COBHC] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST