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Daniel

danielwarren1

About Me

I'm not a loner, I'm a soloist.

My Interests

Peripatetic socialization.
Fad satire.
One-on-one conversation, coffee talk.
Carbon cycling, travel, running away from things.

I'd like to meet:

The only purpose of life is the validation of helping others to endure it.

But seriously, I'd love to meet chicks that aren't dancers and guys that aren't musicians. I think beards are covers for latent homosexuality. I'd have more artist friends but I can't afford to pay for their opinions.

Nihilists with a good sense of humor, hateful and funny at the same time.

Music:

used to.

Movies:

Paul Auster rocks.

Television:

Art is stupid.

Books:

Contemporary fiction: Raymond Carver, Julio Cortazar, Barry Yourgrau, Ernest Hemingway, Martin Amis, Andre Dubus, Paul Auster. Most anything besides that trendy McSweeney's nonsense.

My Blog

The Restaurant Review

A very close friend sent me this link today, the funniest thing I've read in a while. .hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } http://menupages.c...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:57:00 PST

Something new, black and blue

When testing the hardness of an object, direct force is applied with the intent of permanent deformation, penetration. The hardness value is determined by observing the depth of damage in relation to ...
Posted by Daniel on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:54:00 PST

All stereotypes are true.

Here's a great Onion article about an issue I take very seriously.  Followed by my own example.Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal Ma...
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:16:00 PST

It’s that season.

I wonder how I'm still alive sometimes.  ...
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:31:00 PST

Dedicated to...

Feeling nostalgic, missin' my crew. If you're as lucky as me, fantastic family behind every move, subsidizing your misgivings, or maybe not so fortunate and find yourself halfway across the planet di...
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

Blown fuses.

    Inanimate objects do not upset me.  Dismantling the car, I grip the stripped bolts with pliers so tightly that it slips and shuts on my skin, blood and oil dripping into the gravel....
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

Dogs, bulls, ditches

I woke up with the sunrise today.  Might be rain later, and with all the mud collecting at the barn doors we had to dig a ditch.  "We're basically making a river," my mom said, "but the tree...
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:56:00 PST

Men eating lunch.

A few weeks ago I ate lunch with a close friend.  The social regulations of interactions with the opposite sex, in this case ex-girlfriends, had augmented our natures to such a point that I keenl...
Posted by Daniel on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST

Remnant

I've long held the opinion that what you say means nothing; how you say it means everything.  The isolated, aggravated, paranoid and neurotic personality I acquired during my dues in New York set...
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

El séptimo capítulo de Rayuela, leído por Cortázar

Si tuvieras que pasar los próximos tres años estudiando dos horas por día para entender lo que dice Cortázar aquí, te prometo que valdría la pena.  Esta colección de palabras, como un movimiento ...
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:57:00 PST