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THE P1 Laurenâ„¢ (We miss you Diddy.)

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About Me

EASILY AMUSED...NOT EASILY IMPRESSED!! Greenville SC born and raised. I love music of all kinds and have a variety of tastes and interests in almost everything. I'm an overgrown child at heart and really wanna be a cartoon character "when I grow up". I have an amazing son who is beautiful and brilliant but to protect him (apparently alot of people really don't like me), you won't see me post much about him. I have too many animals. I am a LICENSED massage therapist. I get really pissed at people who insinuate or assume that means I'm a whore or involved in some type of shady business. I worked very hard to get here and take it very seriously. Jokes are one thing, but the stereotypes and bullshit are another. I'm about the only person I know who doesn't have a tattoo or piercing. I hate to wear shoes. I wear flip flops in the winter any time I can, but am weird about my feet so if anyone has to see them you know at least they'll always look good. I treat my animals as if they were children. If you think that's stupid or have anything critical to say about it, fuck off. I see it like this, animals ask for little in this life and all they want in return is to be loved. What's that expression: "I aspire to be the great person my dog thinks I am."..
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My Interests

Work, sleep, work, sleep...I have little time for much else! I collect various crap from Sinatra ornaments to Gargoyles/Grotesques, and have a large scrapbook of various concert memorabilia from over the years. I love my pets like children and spend alot of time with them, especially my rotten cat Dante. I've done animal rehab throughout most of my life and enjoy talking to other pet owners about their misadventures as well. I’m a massage therapist and enjoy discussing/studying energy theories, new MT techniques and CE ideas, kinesiology, and lymph massage. Lastly, music is very important to me, I love to sing and ALWAYS have a song in my head! ..

I'd like to meet:

As far as famous people, I've met several musicians/bands and whatever, am not an easily "awestruck" kind of person but rather just appreciate someone for their talent and ability. I'm always interested in talking to new people. I love to talk, about absolutely anything, and am always open to new ideas and opinions. I despise judgemental morons who refuse to see outside their own little boxes and aren't willing to try and understand anything else. I firmly believe that the ignorant can be taught but unfortunately you can't fix stupid nor can you help those who aren't willing to help themselves. I hate whiners, if you don’t like your current station in life CHANGE IT! In general though, I'd like to find more chicks who know how to hang loose and have fun without acting like whores, while both sober AND drunk...and guys who respect the women that are like that. Yes that's right...I'm a bit of a snob and am a total prude. I get sick of seeing women acting like white trash hookers, flashing their tits, slobbering all over each other and acting like they're practically fucking each other, or a total stranger for that matter. I know alot of people think it's "hot" but don't understand why more people can’t display some shred or taste and dignity, let alone self-respect. I know guys are guys and can usually overlook their idiocies but I get sick of the ones who only compliment you because they obviously want a one night stand or fuck buddy. I don't mind being checked out but can't stand some guy gawking at me and when I notice it I have no qualms with saying something about it. Gay, straight, single, married, black white...I don't care who you are...WAKE UP and show a little decency! Btw, I'm also a total bitch so if you don't like what I have to say please just avoid me because I won't hesitate to bitch slap someone as well. Oh, yeah...I’d love to talk to anyone who is proficient in elbow sex and knows how and when to use it.
**I DO NOT randomly add people as friends. If you have no pics and don’t identify yourself then don’t bother asking, or you can send me a message as to who you are and I’ll add you. I'm a bit of an obsessive-compulsive germ freak but a closet slob. I'm also a spelling and grammar nut so please DO NOT post boocrap on my page loaded with either type of errors. I don't mind abbreviations and typos but the other will irritate me and force me to delete you for sheer stupidity alone. Thanks.**

Music:

"Without music, life is like a journey through a desert." ~ Pat Conroy. Music is a big part of my life, it truly does "speak to the soul and tame the savage beast". Music can bring people together and has done so before. I am an 80’s hair band chick at heart and am damn proud of it! I also love Frank Sinatra (he makes me swoon)! I also listen to all types of music from Moby and Oakenfold to Zombie, Type O Negative and classic rock: I'm a huge Zeppelin fan and love all kinds of techno too. Poison, Cinderella, and Godsmack are some of my fav bands, Ozzy is my fav musician and has been most of my life. I've been to over 100 concerts including 6 Ozzfests with my bestest friend in the world Scott, as we're truely concert junkies...but not band-whores! ..Everybody needs a little place they can hide Somewhere to call their own Don't let nobody inside Every now and then we all need to let go For some it's the doctor For me it's ROCK AND ROLL!!

Movies:

Old movies or new movies, anything with: James Cagney, Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore.My fav movies: The Fisherking, Grease, the Godfather saga, Star Wars (of course), Clerks, Dogma, Little Nicky, RHPS, organized crime movies based on fact, Popeye, Clash of the Titans (yeah, old school I know), Dead Poets Society, Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), the Heathers, the Village...I'll think of more later! ..

Television:

TV Land, NCIS, House, Oz, the Sopranos, American Justice, City Confidential, Forensic Files, Nip/Tuck, the Shield, Crime/forensics shows (the real stuff, not CSI soap-drama), documentaries, History channel, Discovery channel, and love comedies of all types. I'm also a cartoon junkie and couldn't live without my Adult Swim or Boomerang! ..

Books:

I love to read, am constantly trying to learn something new and always have a "useless fact" to share but I have no attention span so it takes me forever to finish an entire book. I mostly read true crime and forensics books. I can read case law all day long and enjoy studying psychology and what makes people tick. I also enjoy Stephen King books, and last book I read was Slippage by Harlan Ellison.a.navbar:visited { color: 00FFFF; font: 9pt Lu

Heroes:

Batman. Yes that's corny but seriously...would it not kickass if some super rich guy used his money and mind for the good of society instead of promoting himself socially? ....

My Blog

SO YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND

(Btw, this is post-dated because I want it to stay listed on the top of my blogs&hopefully prompting people to read it before they bother trying to add me.) So my PC has been wacky on me today but the...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST

Yay! Another "abt me" thingy...

1) How old do you wish you were?222) Where were you when 9/11 happened?Same job I am now. It was the strangest day&the phones just&stopped. We didn't have one call from 9am-2pm, at which point a Duane...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

Ratt/Poison: Greenville, SC

So last night was the Ratt/Poison concert. I know people think I'm crazy for going to as many shows as I do, and that I'm stupid for paying to see them 20 or more times but it's ALWAYS worth it. ...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

WOOHOO! I got my pictures back! (Tool contin.)

I recovered all my pics (eat THAT Mr. dickhead JT head of security!) so I'm now relatively content.   Now my review: Granted I have high expectations and standards when it comes to shows but this...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:10:00 PST

Tool

I know that cameras are not allowed at shows but I was minding my own business enjoying as any other fan would, (minus the alcohol and those who were getting high) taking pictures for my own personal ...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

Happy Birfday to meeee!

Yup, as of this afternoon I'll be...well we won't say it out loud. Yes it's stupid but since I turned 26 for some reason I can't handle birthdays. I told people I was "26 again" for so long that now I...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:41:00 PST

Things to do to Dante in the snow

Since I had to come to work today I didn't get to play in it but since Dante always insists he wants to go outside I decided to let him have the snow experience...like I always do when it's icky outsi...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

Watch Out: The Camera Whore is BACK!

That's right! I've FINALLY replaced my camera and DAMNIT I am SOOO happy! I've spent months trying to decide what I want and finally figured out, waited til it went on sale and got a SWEET deal on it!...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST

The Method to my Madness&

Believe it or not there is a reason behind 99% of what I do, including my blogs. -Most are marked as "friends only", some because I'm paranoid and others because they get kinda personal and are no one...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

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Today is your birthday and if I knew where you are I'd tell you in person. I think of you every day, I've looked for you pretty regularly for about 3yrs now but always manage to miss you and your mom ...
Posted by THE Original P1 Lauren" on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:09:00 PST