Space Captain Jay Firestorm - the Anti-Fonz, init

Nanu-Nanu. Well... What on Eternia do I put here?? I go by many names, so you taken your pick. There's nothing much to say really. Schollar, poet, story-teller, dumbass, wuss. I mean, I'm so dull, last week the speaking clock hung up on me. I would'nt say I'm horrible, but last night I was walking past the cemetary, and two guys came running after me with shovels.
I am full of gibberish. I am a vegetablarian. I am a nothingosexual. I am a lone crusader in a dangerous world - I'm alone, and I'm crusading. Crusading against what exactly I'm not quite sure, but I'm crusading none-the-less. I'm not very intelligent, and I don't look very good, but hey - I am what I am. At least I'm up front about it. I -really- don't know what I'm doing on this site. I like to keep to myself, until recently I did'nt even like my picture to be seen (hmm, I should probably go back to that). Also, there should be more TV shows about dinosaurs who hunt cyclopses in helicopters and can breath lasers from their eyes... err... what was I saying?
Apparently, I am... Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Robin 77% Hulk 70% Superman 65% Batman 65% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 60% Supergirl 55% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 40% Wonder Woman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
I'm just me and very me-ish. I'm not really into strange hair-cuts and drinking lots and tattoos and piercings, I guess I'm an outcast in my own little world; I don't really seem to fit into the world around me, not that I'd really want to try. I'm like a mis-cut jigsaw piece - and there's not even the picture on the box to help. ...Whatever that meant; it sounded good at the time.
I am an LBC -er; due to past misdeeds I am of the silent majority; but I often contribute via e-mail (as "P.J. in the Lovely Langley"), especially to Billiam Buckley (I give him loads of competition and topic ideas, he even uses some), and play the odd bit of audio down the phone to Iain Lee ('cos he recognises the brilliance that is 'The Kids In The Hall').
But anyway, if a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, do you believe him? Or something like that. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. And which cruel person put an "s" in the word "lisp"? - That was pretty messed up. I should probably shut up now, everyone will be asleep already.
Pradeeeeeeeeeeep!
Hey, don't forget to save your message an' that, init!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - Do I have to??
Name: P.J. (first name: Peter, second name: secret) Gathergood - "No-Good Gathergood", as some say. Occasionally called Peter, never by my middle name; sometimes called Jay, Jayson, P.J. (P.J. in the Lovely Langley to fellow LBCers), J.J., Highwayman, Code-y, the Anti-Fonz, Cynthia. (Not forgetting Lt. William Duke) Take your pick!
Description: New Wave Good Ol' Boy (actually, I've been called a lot of things...!)
Birthday: 5th January 1978, but I don't bother with birthdays
Birthplace: Under a goosberry bush
Current Location: Sitting down
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown / black (length / weather dependant)
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but ambidextrous to an extent
Your Heritage: I am a robot clone Pets: Two cats, two dogs, sea monkeys
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black trainers
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Anyone ever reading this
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetable, or seafood, just no meat (and not too much cheese!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To keep my sanity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Hello"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Thank goodness! I was worried I'd wake up dead!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Are you kidding? Pass the paper bag. Dammit, pass the body bag!
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: 256 Dimm
Pepsi or Coke: Either. Preferably Cherry Coca-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither thank you kindly
Single or Group Dates: Err... I don't think this applies to me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mister Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not fussed, not big on either
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Only when I stub my toe or hit my thumb with a hammer
Do you Shower Daily: Of course!
Have you Been in Love: No. I have no emotions
Do you want to go to College: I already am, second time around
Do you want to get Married: I wouldn't be good for anyone
Do you belive in yourself: I believe more in my invisable friend
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'll tell you when I've stopped spinning around
Do you think you are Attractive: No way
Are you a Health Freak: Not too much
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the tape recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: One pint of bitter
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Are you kidding? I might miss 'He-Man'. And I know it's on DVD, but I'd still rather watch it!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ...I have no idea what that is
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been dumped: Oh lord, who'd want me in the first place?! A blind deaf stupid person?!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. By my invisable friend.
Ever Shoplifted: No. I was going to say "They're too heavy", but it's not clever as, of course, in "the old days" in third world countries, thieves did indeed lift the sides of shops, then straw or wooden huts, to steal the goods within... woah, since when did I become so "clever"?! (ahem)
How do you want to Die: At the end of my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A man. Or maybe a woman. Put me down as 'undecided'
Clothing style: I wear anything. I guess it's kind of like self-styled cowboy, with a dash of biker meets Military. No wait, I'm not that bothered.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: None
Favourite Hair Color: None
Short or Long Hair: None
Height: None
Weight: None
Best Clothing Style: Who cares, it's what's inside someone, not what they wear.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None!
Number of CDs I own: How the Billy Blue Heck do I know
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One - Filling out this stupid thing. Final answer: Is it GhostBusters II? (c) Iain Lee
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You? Well I could have told them that, duh!!!
What P. J. Gathergood Means
P is for Perpetual-idiot
J is for Jerk
space is for exploring
G is for Goofy
A is for A-total-fool
T is for Terrible
H is for He-really-is-dumb
E is for Ever-so-irritating
R is for Really-stupid
G is for Git
O is for Over-the-top
O is for Oh-dear-there's-more
D is for Done-with-this-rubbish-now What Does Your Name Mean?
My Pirate Name Is...
Lord Neck Snapper Ned What's Your Pirate Name?
Why don't they have a section of things I hate? Because I hate loads. I hate packets that are hard to open and you need a degree in origami to get into. I'm not too keen on swearing, especially when it's not neccesary - save it for when it's powerful, don't use it as punctuation. I hate $ky for poaching all the good programmes and then charging, to give people "more choice". I'm not a great speller, but I hate people that don't even try. I hate how there's like, a bazillion hours of soap operas on each evening and little else of consequence. It's great that MySpace lets people add music to their pages, but I hate how the tune comes blaring out half an hour before the rest of the page has loaded, even on a fast connection, so you can't turn it off. I hate how television channels cut down programmes just to make way for more adverts and their own stupid trailers. I hate labels in clothes; I mean, I know you have to know the washing instructions and stuff, but they make them so sharp and itchy, I always cut them out as soon as I get something new. I hate people who try to make out they're something they're not, and people who do things just because everyone else does. I hate how it's really hard to get Kola Kubes nowdays. And I HaYt PpL DaT TlK LyK dIs, InNiT bOi. Especially now that "i"s and "y"s seem to have been swapped around in their vocabulary. What's that all about, lyk?? It's lyk, relli annoiyng(!)