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Allison

You don't hear me....You feel me!!!!

About Me

A SPICY FUN LOVING SPIT FIRE......You either love me or you hate me. I love to give jabs but hate to take them. I have different laughs but the best ones end in a snort. I'm the oldest of four kids. I'm a Daddy's girl. I love my Mom. I live for Hokie Football. I'm a Yankee season ticket holder....second generation. My favorite time of year is August thru October when college football overlaps with baseball season. I hate anyone that cheers for Notre Dame (the mafia of the ncaa). The BCS is BS. Strength of schedule doesn't mean shit. I work my ass off and am great at what I do. I party even harder. I think Donna Karen is amazing but she doesn't know I exist. I love a stiff dirty martini but can usually be found drinking a Bud Light. I'm always up for happy hour and never turn down a late night. I do atleast one good deed a month to off set all the bad things I do. I love staying in hotels. My favorite place in the whole world is Hawaii. I didn't move to Hong Kong for the Dim Sum. Gotta love the shore. Gotta hate the Hamptons. I only eat beef jerky on road trips. My favorite food is a chili dog. My best friend is my soul mate. I love playing the game but only if I'm winning. I've got the fastest text message on the east coast. Call me anytime of night because I'll usually answer. I'm a cheerleader at heart. I got class flirt in high school and I've only gotten worse since then. I shoot dirty looks without knowing it. My guy friends' girlfriends always hate me on first sight. I lie about my height. I'm from Jersey which makes me a novelty act in itself...but I'm from the part that everyone wishes they were from. The most expensive things I own are this laptop and my new Jimmy Choo bag (hurrah). I always try to keep my nails painted. My bra and underwear always match.MY BEST REVENGE: looking better and doing better then I did when I was with you. FAVORITE SONG QUOTE: If you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel on your knees boy. FAVORITE SAYING: The other Allison just isn't having this much fun! FAVORITE QUOTE FROM A RANDOM HOT GUY IN A BAR: Don't chase him...replace him!MySpace Layouts - <?=$l_title?> myspace layouts

My Interests

FASHION, CELEBRITY GOSSIP, BOOZING WITH FRIENDS, BOYS THAT USE BIG WORDS, MAKING OUT, BATTING MY EYELASHES, PUSH UP BRAS, HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON, RUGBY SEVENS, STAMPS IN MY PASSPORT, GRAND GESTURES, JUGGLING, STORES THAT TAKE VISA, DR. PEPPER SHOTS, HAWAII, HOKIE FOOTBALL, VIRGINIA TECH, TALKING SMACK, THE YANKEES, PLAYING THE GAME, OBJECTIFICATION AND SEERSUCKER.

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE THAT CAN MAKE ME GIGGLE, SOMEONE THAT CAN PUT ME IN MY PLACE, SOMEONE THAT CHALLENGES ME, SOMEONE THAT LETS ME BE THE GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP, SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T FALL IN LOVE ON THE FIRST DATE, THE HOT BARTENDER AT STANS (ACROSS FROM THE STADIUM), KIRK HERBSTREIT, DR. CHRISTIAN TROY

Music:

MY ITUNES, MADONNA, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE KILLERS, ELTON JOHN, JACK JOHNSON, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS, G. LOVE AND SPECIAL SAUCE, VAN MORRISON, THE HOKIE POKIE.......AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT HELPS ME GET MY GROOVE ON

Movies:

MR AND MRS SMITH (A TRUE LOVE STORY), SHOPGIRL, SIDEWAYS, ALONG CAME POLLY, MOONSTRUCK, THE BIG CHILL, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, CLUELESS, FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, SWEET HOME ALABAMA, MEET THE PARENTS, WEDDING CRASHERS, THE ROYAL TENANBAUMS, HIGH FIDELITY AND ED TV

Television:

SEX AND THE CITY, THE SOPRANOS, WILL AND GRACE, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND, GRAYS ANATOMY, E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY, SPORTSCENTER, NIP TUCK, THE O'REILLY FACTOR, AND INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO

Books:

GONE WITH THE WIND, THE BOOK THIEF, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, LOLITA, LOVE STORY, WICKED, THE RUSSIAN DEBUTANTE'S HANDBOOK, AND MIDDLESEX

Heroes:

MY DAD, PHIL SIMMS, DONNA KARAN, AARON BOONE, DON MATTINGLY, FRANK BEAMER AND MICHAEL VICK