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realsean

I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

About Me

Very few Neptunians can have a social cocktail, then leave it alone. There are some, naturally. But too many Pisceans find enticing relief from trouble in liquor. It lulls them pleasantly with a false sense of security and it's a dan­gerous lullaby.
Of course, the fish is not completely bland. He does have a temper. When he's finally aroused, he can be bitingly sar­castic, with a clever, caustic tongue.
Humor is one of their secret weapons. Pisceans grin to cover unshed tears. They're masters of satire, and you may cringe from a bright remark thrown at you so casually that you're unable to pin down the exact meaning or the in­tent. Yet, you'll have a decidedly uncomfortable feeling. The fish can scatter caustic observations around like flashing lights which wink on and off so fast you can't keep up with them. He can move gracefully from slapstick to brittle, sophisticated jokes.
Sometimes the fun is warm and harmless, sometimes it's cold and merciless.
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.
That's not at all a bad thing to be - a generously angry individual - but it's a hard thing to be, and no less so with the many little orthodoxies of our age which still stink up the place.

My Interests

- Sino-Soviet relations, 1950 - 1970

- Annie

- Making concerted efforts with only myself

I'd like to meet:

- Zevon

- Piccard

- Feynman

- McNabb

Music:

Aim, Air, Amon Tobin, Andrea Parker, Aphex Twin, Blockhead, Bonde Do Role, BZO, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, DJ Cam, DJ Food, DJ Krush, Eliot Lipp, Esthero, Everything But The Girl, FARD, Freestylers, Greyboy, Groove Armada, Jem, Keane, Kid Koala, Kid Loco, Kidkanevil, Kraftwerk, Lords Of Acid, Lowfish, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Nightmares On Wax, Nigo, Orb, Orbital, Out Hud, Peaches, P-Love, Rockaton, Royksopp, Runaways UK, Saint Etienne, Sia, Sigur Ros, Stereo MCs, The Psychonauts, UNKLE, Wax Poetic, Zero 72Pac, 3rd Bass, 1200 Hobos, ATCQ, Aceyalone, Aesop Rock, Afrika Bambaataa, AMG, Athletic Mic League, Atmosphere, Automator, Beastie Boys, Big Daddy Kane, Big L, Big Tymers, Blackalicious, Bone Thugs, Boom Bip, Camp Lo, Common, Craig Mack, Cunninlynguists, Cut Chemist, Cypress Hill, De La Soul, Dead Prez, Diamond D, Diplo, DJ Andy Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff, DJ P, DJ Premier, DJ Qbert, DJ Revolution, DJ Shadow, DJ Spinbad, DJ Z-Tip, DMX, D-Nice, Double Dee & Steinski, Doug E. Fresh, Dr. Dre, Dr. Octagon, Eazy E, Ed OG, Eric B & Rakim, Erykah Badu, Flosstradamus, Gangstarr, Ghetto Boys, Ghostface Killah, Girl Talk, Goodie Mob, Grandmaster DST, Group Home, Gym Class Heros, GZA, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Ice Cube,, Ice T, J Dilla, Jay , Jean Grae, Jeru The Damaja, Juvenile, K.M.D., Keith Murray, Kenny Dope, Kream, KRS One, Kurtis Blow, Latyrx, Lifers Group, LL Cool J, Lootpack, Lost Boyz, Lous Logic, Lovebug Starski, Ludacris, Lyrics Born, M.I.A., M.O.P., Madlib, Madvillain, Main Source, Mantronix, Mary J Blige, masta Ace, MC Lyte, Method Man, MF DOOM, MF Grimm, Mobb Deep, Mos Def, Mr. Dibbs, Mystikal, N.W.A., Nas, Nathaniel merriweather, Necro, Nenah Cherry, Newcleus, Nice and Smooth, Notorious BIG, OC, ODB, Onyx, Outkast, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Pharcyde, Prefuse 73, Public Enemey, Queen Latifah, Raekwon, RJD2, Roc Raida, Run DMC, Salt 'N Peppa, Saul Williams, Scarface, Schooly D, Scratch Perverts, Shannon, Slick Rick, Snoop Dogg, Sole, Souls of Mischief, Special Ed, Spoonie Gee, Styles P, Talib Kweli, The Cool Kids, The Herbaliser, The Infesticons, The Nextmen, The Roots, The Streets, The Thyrday, Three Six Mafia, Too Short, Ugly Duckling, Vishiss, Warren G, Wu Tang Clan, Xzibit, Zion IAC/DC, America, Bad Company, Bad Religion, Beach Boys, Ben Harper, Blondie, Blood Sweat and Tears, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Dylan, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Camper Van Beethoven, Cat Power, Cat Stevens, Cracker, CCR, Crooked Still, CSNY, Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Dire traits, Eddie Money, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Gordon Lightfoot, Grand Funk Railroad, Grateful Dead, Guess Who, Guns 'n Roses, Heart, Hole, Iggy Popp, Interpol, INXS, Janis Joplin, Jethro Tull, John Cunningham, Johnny Cash, Joni Mitchell, Les Claypool, M83, Marshall Tucker Band, Modest Mouse, Moody Blues, Paul Simon, Pavement, Peter Gabriel, Peter Bjorn & John, Phish, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Agaist The Machine, REO Speedwagon, Rush, Steely Dan, Sublime, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears, The Cure, The Dresden Dolls, The Flaming Groovies, The Go! Team, The KLF, The Police, The Pretenders, The Velvet Underground, The Who, Toto, Warren Zevon

Movies:

Heat, True Romance, TTDIDWYD, Juice, Half Baked, All The President's Men, Saved, Ronin, Chasing Amy, American History X, Amores Perro, SW: RoTJ, Red Dawn, The Nines, Scratch, Superbad, The Outlaw Josey Wales

Television:

I am disgusted with the current state of affairs.

Books:

His Dark Materials trilogy, Holy Blood Holy Grail, IT, God's Debris, Fast Food Nation, An Inconvenient Truth, the collected works of HST.goats, wigu/overcompensating, diesel sweeties, beaver and steve, xkcd, perry bible fellowship, demonology 101, a softer world.

Heroes:

The Outlaw Josey Wales, Diogenes of Sinope, Me in 2008