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secretly canadian

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About Me

i put myself through unbearable torture hopelessly following any philly team that insist on toying with my emotions. it leaves me with the hollow sting of a jilted lover pondering his life of unrequited love. the life of a philadelphia sports fan has been a cold, harsh winter awaiting the warmth of an elusive spring that is a championship parade. alas, i feel as if the promise of such a spring is a hopeless one. destiny is a life that begs the question, "what could have been johnny? what could have been?"

My Interests

Lucrative industries of the New Jersey Pine Barrens during the late 18th and early 19th centuries. phillies baseball, flyers hockey penn state and eagles football. cheap beer. Wearing a ski-mask while listening to N.W.A. to frighten people in the car next to me. going to the batting cages. foreign direct investment behaviors of multinational corporations as they relate to political structures. betting the ponies. eating massive quantities of chicken wings.

I'd like to meet:

a leprechaun. i wanna know where the gold at. gimme the gold! anyone notice edgerrin james in the black t-shirt, holding the videocamera? why do he need the gold? he got enough in his grill already. must be cause he from the U.

Music:

M.I.A., the cure, animal collective, the clash, spank rock, the hold steady, built to spill, the rolling stones, pavement, miles davis, fugazi, metric, wilco, astrid gilberto, broken social scene, minor threat, fugazi,wu tang,new order, motown records and various types of soul.

Movies:

follow that bird. the movie in which big bird gets kidnapped by some circus side show promoters and the gang from sesame street have to save him.

Television:

sports, history channel and sharkweek

Books:

i haven't gotten around to writing any yet

Heroes:

Patrick Farley