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About Me

Well, I consider myself to be a free spirit who somehow ended up working for a giant corperation right smack dab in the middle of DIRTY Jersey. Man, did I sell out or what?
In all seriousness though, I cannot stress how amazing my life has been in the past few years since moving from PA to NJ in 2003. I have amazing friends, great roommates, and I get to see a plethera of sick live music in NYC, Philly, and all over New Jersey. Music is my passion in life, and I intend to keep it that way as long as humanly possible.
Recently, I have turned into a complete technology junkie, which has helped me realize my life calling, which is Home Automation. In it's simplest form, it can be described as the complete integration of all electronic and technical devices in a home or apartment. Basically, I want to design the homes of the future, where you can control every single aspect of living (Security, Entertainment, Lighting, Temperature, etc...) from a single remote or touch-screen computer. Recently, I have been spending countless hours learning about these emerging technologies and I can now finally say that "I see the path ahead of me". My goal is to start my own company in the next few years, which I am working hard every day to achieve.
I am also a DIEHARD and loyal Pittsburgh sports fanatic, who bleeds nothing but Black and Gold. My life basically revolves around the schedule of my Steelers and Penguins, and my happiness can be directly related to their records at any point in time.
I currently work at AT&T as a Wireless Network Engineer, which has been a great job for myself coming out of college. I get to learn about many new emerging technologies and have been all over the country deploying and testing different wireless networks.
Other than that, I am pretty much in chill mode once I finish work at AT&T. Nothing beats coming home to my new family (Jaimee, Robert, Sara, and Elijah) for a fun evening at home.
I'm always down for meeting new heads, so drop me a line and say hello if you like...
Peace and Love...
-Greg
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My Blog

Best Divorce Letter of All Time??? (I Think So) !!!

Another hilarious online find, enjoy.... ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:17:00 GMT

Beware the "MySpace Angels"...

http://www.officialdatingresource.com/dating/beware-the-drea ded-myspace-angles-pics/   Hilarious!
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:33:00 GMT

Two disgusting, yet funny, stories I found online...

I am sure many of you will not find the humor in these two stories, but they were so graphic and disgusting that I had to post them. Once again, I did not write either of these accounts, so please do ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:24:00 GMT

Not that anyone cares about my hockey league...

...but I just finished #1 overall in both GOALS and POINTS this season! Out of 18 teams and 250 players, this is the second time in 4 seasons I have finished #1 overall in both scoring catagories... (...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:01:00 GMT

Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

Obviously I did not write this, but find it pure comedy gold... -Greg ------------------------------------------------------------ --- I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 19:06:00 GMT

Please help Save the Pittsburgh Penguins...

www.keepthepens.com Please sign this list if you can find the time. I might kill myself if we lose the Pens in Pittsburgh (only half kidding)... Thanks... -Greg
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 14:37:00 GMT

George Carlin's new rules for 2007...

George Carlin's new rules for 2007: New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides,...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Please help vote for me in this year's Jam Cruise Election!

http://fs7.formsite.com/shimoner/form610028047/index.html Friends....I have decided to throw my hat in the ring and run for "Jam Cruise President" this year. If you have a few extra seconds, please cl...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:20:00 GMT

HILARIOUS Phish Review 7-9-2003 (Another Must Read)!!!

we had good seats. 103 lever, page sideThe boys opened up with a succint Boogie On wherein Trey sprang up fiveminutes into the tune and went up to every member of the band and saidsomething with great...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:03:00 GMT

To John Madden... (HILARIOUS!!!)

To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden '07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You p...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:57:00 GMT