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The Jess-ular region

Excuse me do you give head to strangers? No. Well then allow me to introduce myself.

About Me


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I love to dress up. I love romance and fun and love and close friendships and family and lil kiddos and animals. I value being able to trust a person with my life and knowing people feel the same about me. I love inside jokes that will last a life time. I love wine and ridiculously expensive restaurants. I love being really good at something and having it acknowledged by others. I love traveling and exploring and trying new things. I love dancing late at night and being the center of attention. I love being comfortable within myself which does actually happen every now and again- though not as much as I lead others to believe...
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going out... camping... swimming... singing too loud too often... travel anywhere... reading... working out... sleeping in... girly crap (pink, sparkles, feathers, shopping)... dinner parties- this one had more wine than food...
I think I had a dance off a few cocktails later...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: yes, First and last
Birthday: 04/08/1980
Birthplace: Bay Area
Current Location: here, duh
Eye Color: yes but I don't always stay in the lines
Hair Color: varies but the roots are brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: both. I tried it with only one but I fell over
Your Heritage: If I tell you I'll have to kill you (Italian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: several- they're sort of a fetish
Your Weakness: Chocolate, Merman
Your Fears: Paralysis, Fat people, and Laziness
Your Perfect Pizza: Delivery, not DiGiorno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sorry, I don't play hockey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't do that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am I...
Your Best Physical Feature: I can do 22 push-ups
Your Bedtime: I don't know YOUR bedtime. Mine is when I go to sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget...
Pepsi or Coke: Long Island
McDonalds or Burger King: Only after 4am, than any is acceptable
Single or Group Dates: yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: I only eat free chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: which has more caffeine?
Do you Smoke: I tend to burst into flames on occasion
Do you Swear: Stop with all of the fuc*ing questions!
Do you Sing: Only when i'm not in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: I don't know Daily. Is he cute?
Have you Been in Love: Nunya... Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Still/More/Again?
Do you want to get Married: Theres no need to get nasty
Do you belive in yourself: Everytime I look in the mirror i'm still there.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends where i'm headed
Do you think you are Attractive: Who cares what I think, What do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: 50% health and 50% freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when we're not fighting
Do you like Thunderstorms: If it doesn't make the power go out then I love em'!
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar and the kazoo baby!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I refuse to dignify that with an answer
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, a turkey
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I prefer to repeatedly hit my head while spinning in circles- its way cheaper
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define 'date'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Probably yes. Probably I bought shoes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: In my dreams I have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: of course
In the past month have you been on Stage: again- I refuse to respond to such ignorance
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i've been bumped- yeah I no thats dumb
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: when i'm in the shower- with Daily
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole the cookie from the cookie jar (it wasn't an Oreo)
Ever been Drunk: I hear stories...
Ever been called a Tease: A Long Island Tea- oh tease, dunno
Ever been Beaten up: by myself- it wasn't a fair fight cuz I was drunk
Ever Shoplifted: I can bench 70 lbs, maybe I can shoplift next yr
How do you want to Die: He who has the most toys wins...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Barbie- that bitch has everything!
What country would you most like to Visit: yes
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: both matching
Favourite Hair Color: peuce
Short or Long Hair: NO MULLETS!
Height: must reach the big-kid-ride height requirement
Weight: no, I wait for no man
Best Clothing Style: depends on the moment- I choose though
Number of Drugs I have taken: today? does that include both legal and illegal?
Number of CDs I own: yes
Number of Piercings: wouldn't you like to know
Number of Tattoos: I've got a bakers dozen in my accessory drawer
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none but I must give thanks for my selective memory
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My Interests


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Wine, dining, clubbing, DANCING, karaoke, laughing, sunshine and the beach, learning random shit, boating, Bachelorette Parties, cruises, being with friends who are willing to be as goofy in public as I am...

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Music:

I like songs of all genres as long as I can sing or dance to it!

Movies:

This would be a realllly long list...

Television:

I am a fan of Will and Grace, Friends, Alias, Lost, The 4400,Sex in the City, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, and Family Guy- but I wouldn't have seen any of em' if they weren't on DVD cause I don't watch much TV. I am also a fan of British comedy like Coupling and Absolutely Fabulous. WHOOOAH Netflix! (insert cheerleader kick here)

Books:

YeS! nuff' said

Heroes:

My Pop, he is more generous and loving than anyone I've ever met!

My Blog

funny neologisms

      Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning       submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers    ...
Posted by The Jess-ular region on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

Vegas Bachelorette (Bachelorette Party .2)

Vegas started early on Friday night including a beautiful suite in THE HOTEL at Mandalay Bay wjich was decorated with black and pink all over and a gift bag for each of the 8 girls. The bags had a fea...
Posted by The Jess-ular region on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:12:00 PST