And now...for your moment of ZEN.
I'd like to meet someone who can make me laugh. I mean, I know plenty of people who can make me laugh, but it's great to know more.
And my real father.
And this guy from the Chappelle's Show...
my musical tastes are all over the place. you may think i'm the coolest guy ever for some of the list, and then cringe at the rest. you may have never even heard of half of these bands. panic! at the disco, all-american rejects, fall out boy, trevor dunn, nine inch nails, a perfect circle, david bowie, 12 rounds, prick, apoptygma berzerk, beborn beton, richard cheese, the tapeworm project, tool, reggie and the full effect, bright eyes, as i lay dying, faith no more, fantomas, mr. bungle, tomahawk, the residents, zorn, KMFDM, MDFMK, oghr, skinny puppy, pig, pigface, the new pornographers, terry s. taylor, peach, the melvins, deftones, radiohead, ben folds, john mayer, kanye west, incubus, marilyn manson, gODHEAD, mindless self indulgence, jimi, BNL, avenue Q, rent, jc superstar, chicago, spamalot!, nirvana, alice in chains, foo fighters, queens of the stone age, death from above 1979, ...and you will know us by the trail of the dead, poison the well, finch, snow patrol, my chemical romance, the mars volta, pop will eat itself, my life with the thrill kill kult, velvet acid christ, abbeyvain, erect in vain, sky blue baby, the zygotes...
THE ARISTOCRATS, Citizen Kane, Comedian, Penn and Teller Get Killed, David Cross: Let America Laugh, Audition, Ichi the Killer, Madagascar, all those cool-ass computer generated kid's movies, Cloak and Dagger, Emperor's New Groove, Tommy, Memento, The Following, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Insomnia, Fight Club, Panic Room, Wedding Crashers, The Charlie Brown Holiday Specials, Sin City, Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings, Die Hard, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The French Connection, Bullitt, any movie by Sergio Leone, Casino, Heat, Kevin Smith movies, Tarantino flicks, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Snatch, Layer Cake, Monty Python flims, Magnolia, Lost in Translation, Bananas, *everything you always wanted to know about sex (but were afraid to ask), Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Hitchcock movies, Taxi Driver, Network, Say Anything, Serendipity, Animal House, Ed Wood, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Legend, Primer, Seven, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost Highway, Blow, Traffic, Thirteen, Garden State, The Big Lebowski, Vanilla Sky, Ghost World, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, The Fisher King, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Donnie Darko, 12 Rooms, Man on the Moon, Cube, Big Trouble, Real Genius, Back to the Future Trilogy, Half Baked, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut ... that should be enough.
ROBOT CHICKEN, BULLSHIT!, Penn and Teller: Off the Deep End, The Unpleasant World of Penn and Teller, P&T's Sin City Spectacular, P&T's Phobophilia, P&T's Invisible Thread, P&T's Don't Try This at Home, P&T's Magic and Mystery Tour, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, South Park, The Comedians of Comedy, Robot Chicken, Law & Order, CSI, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, The Green Screen Show with Drew Carey, Robot Chicken, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Spongebob Squarepants, Sabado Gigante, B5, SNL, Good Eats, Six Feet Under, Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, AND ROBOT FUCKIN' CHICKEN!
Once and Future King, Shopgirl, When I'm Dead All THIS Will BE Yours!, How to Play in Traffic, Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends, How to Play with Your Food, Sock, The Art of Schmoozing, Chicken Soup for the Commanding Officer's Soul, Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged), Watchmen, Smoke and Mirrors, Neverwhere, American Gods, Stardust, The Essential Ellison (both editions), Harlan Ellison's Watching, Dangerous Visions, Mephisto in Onyx, Dress Your Family in Cordoroy and Denim, the Potter books, Screwtape Letters, Goedel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, House of Leaves, and all the other life-changing books I have never read or finished reading.
Batman.