MyGen
I don't know what you've heard, but I don't have a problem. I merely use alcohol as a crutch in social situations and as a way to avoid things, like life.Pointless garbage about me...
I kill vampires, despite their seductive appeal, to make the world a safer place. I also kill baby animals for shits & giggles.
What else???
Meat is yummy, especially the flesh of endangered animals. Guns are cool. Music is the soundtrack for life. How fucking poetic am I? Blah. People suck. I hate everybody and everything. Curse words and foul language are the corner stones of democracy. I can't spell to save my life. I have books on grammar. I like grammar, but I am not a snob about it.
I make fun of others to make myself feel better... Example: I used to ride a short bus and scream, "I'm normal, just like you out the window." I encouraged the younger kids to join in the fun.
Insight/More Pointless Garbage About Me...
One time this kid took my hat and farted on it. You ugly mother f**ker. Also, none of the other kids played with me, because I was corroded.
Corrosion is one of the many forms of Kooties. One out of 20 children is struck with Kooties every year. While not life threatening, there is no cure for this life-long illness.
BLAH BLAH I am a fucking complex and special person, just like everyone else...My age may or may not be a lie, here and in the real world. Sometimes I feel older, sometimes I feel younger, and sometimes I just am. It isn't to be mean or anything, I just like keeping my age private for various reasons. If I really like you and feel comfortable around you, I might tell you what only a handful of people on this list know. ... I am old enough to drink. Anyway, chances are I will add more or change this later.
P.S: P.S: Number one in my Top 8 is someone I've known for nearly 10 years, more or less. Our friendship is a haze of drugs and alcohol down a dark twisted road on Long Island. The other people in my Top 8 are people that I have met, or I just think are super nice.
