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ILLYRIA

About Me

I am Illyria, God-King of the Primordium, Shaper of Things! I possess so much grace--more grace than this bag of sticks could express. I was the immaculate embodiment of rule. When the world met me, it shuddered, groaned; it knelt at my feet. Do you know what you were when I was young? You were the muck at our feet. We called you "the ooze that eats itself." You were pretty at night. You sparkled and you stank. You still stink of it! I was power and the ecstasy of Death. I was God to a god. I walked worlds of smoke and half-truths, intangible; worlds of torment and of unnameable beauty; opaline towers as high as small moons; glaciers that rippled with incensing lust--and one world with nothing but shrimp: I tired of that one quickly.

My Interests

Cocking my head sideways, wishing to do more violence, communing with potted ferns, pummelling Spike, assuming the Burkle persona, altering the flow of time, subjugating the weak, playing Crash Bandicoot, speaking bombastically, traversing dimensions, employing rampant bellicosity, holding Petrie dishes in my mouth, counting oxygen molecules, conquering the world, Joss Whedon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, BtVS, Angel, Firefly.

I'd like to meet:

My name--You would presume to speak my name. Because I am returned in the body of a human, you think you can speak to me; it's disgusting.

Music:

I can no longer hear the Song of the Green.