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Astronaut Jonesing

Yes, I said adventure.

About Me

Rocket.
I'm taking a rocket.
I'm packing my suitcase.
Hey, look out, Moon!

Yeah, a rocket
into outer space.
Good-bye, human race.
I'll be there soon.

Blast off!
For fun and adventure.
Yes, I said adventure
collecting stones.

Yeah, it's my way,
on the old space highway.
That's why they all say,
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other space-enthusiasts with a 6th grade education and a malt liquor habit.

Music:

KEXP & NPR on the radio. A whole slough of downloaded digital diversions for my ear holes. Linkin Park is rape rock, and I hate it.

Movies:

NOT Quigley Down Under. Can't stress this enough.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, Man vs Wild, Big Love, Weeds, Heroes, 30 Rock, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, and, documentaries from the BBC.

Books:

Just started reading this:

More info here.

Heroes:

Other blood donors.

My Blog

Cafe Juanita experienced through the lens of a qwerty

What follows are the on-the-fly remarks I made regarding the meal Laura and I had at Cafe Juanita last night, as noted on my blackberry deivce. ApertiviVolazzo dark ale with foie gras brik pastry. Ant...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

Letting somebody else do my hating for me

..> Movie Review: Good Luck Chuck ..> Posted by Dr. Royce Clemens  |  September 23rd, 2007 at 3:04 pm  |  Trackback ..> I...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:33:00 PST

I hate it when I have pallor.

As I am currently suffering the mildest effects of sleep deprivation, here some of the pleasantries I've associated with today, courtesy of Wikipedia's entry on the subject:Generally, lack of sleep ma...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:09:00 PST

Somebody make a documentary about this place ASAP!

*so I've become a copy/paste blog poseter of late. Yeah, well, I promise to write something both original and worthy of your attention in the decades to come, but for now, let's instead learn th...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST

Holy Big Brother! Spock.com totally knows where you live online

Astonishing! Spock Thinks You're a Pedophile ...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

drawn in by your groovitational, groovitational pull

This is my favorite thing from the last week or so. Make it yours, too. Flight of the Conchords s01e06 on HBO. "Bowie" ...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

Second Life, other forums so weird you know you've reached the end of the internet

Stolen from DIGG this morning but reposted because it gave me a case of the chuckles. The actual list is here: http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2271My favorite excerpt so far is about Se...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

Fact: The river does indeed sound like Skynyrd.

Raft Club does not endorse RC Cola, despite what you may have heard.Found the following vid on youtube tonight; it's from the Salt River in Arizona, but I think those of you who've been will agree tha...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST

Refreshington's River Refreshment Refresher Course 101, brought to you by Raft Club...

**JULY 21, 2007 -- RSVP to [email protected] & check out raftclub.blogspot.com**...Who reminds you that drinking while paddling is dangerous, because it's easy to spill (gahh!), and all that setting ...
Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

Curious about what Raft Club really looks like?


Posted by Astronaut Jonesing on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST