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Sarah

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About Me

I think starving people should eat babies. Like they did in Ireland during the potato famine. Remember? There’s really no need for the wealthy countries to donate their time and resources to ending starvation when there is a massive supply of ripe, fresh babies. Ya know? Babies are the solution to the future.Fluffy Baby Bunny Pants. Overwhelming sensation of urination. Life is a cycle. Eternal Recurrence. Nietzsche was right…..sometimes. Wow. Bad = Nihilist. Nihilist = Kevin Bacon. Therefore, Bad = Kevin Bacon. QED. Proven by associative properties. Now we can win. But Wait! He's not a Nihilist at all. Poop. The Terrorists have won.“You’re all I need to get by,” said Mary J to Method Man. God I love stream of consciousness…..and consciousness for that matter. I think unconsciousness would suck. Don’t you? I hope I never have to find out. Or at least be aware that I’m finding out. Gee, I never thought of that either…..are you aware that you’re unconscious when you’re unconscious? Hmmmm. God, I sound like an existentialist...or worse....a post modernist!?Myspace is a place for the vain. Why else do people post provacative pictures of themselves, flirt with intangible fantasies, and jock themselves on the constant. So what am I doing here, you say?I'm vain. I flirt with intangible fantasies. I jock myself. Flattery is my cryptonite. I'm a hypocrite. I take myself too seriously. I'm human. Gee....That was a little dark. I like to Salsa......and Eddy Izzard makes me want to be British - and a transvestite.

My Interests

A place where ideas can hang out...and do whatever.

I'd like to meet:

Ronnie Dobs

Music:

The greats: Dickie Crickets, John Baptiste Philouza and Three Time One Minus One - Ewww, Girl, Eeeww

Movies:

Soap, the musical.

Television:

Television. I don't even own a television. Notice I didn't say TV. TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine.

Books:

Yeah right. Only glossy misogynist mags for me.

Heroes:

My Blog

Relocating to the land of sourdough and sketch balls

Introduction: Admittedly, this is my FOURTH attempt at writing the epic tale of a girl and her hoopty, traveling west in search of sunshine and cable cars. After numerous failed attempts to steal wire...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:01:00 PST

I wish I were French and Rocked the Fuck Out.

I saw Stereolab tonight. 'Nough said.
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:37:00 PST

Relocating to the land of sourdough and sketch balls, Part II

Day 2: Monday August 15, 2005. East Lansing MI to Sioux Falls, South Dakota 818 miles. 13 hours. 2 and 1/4 tanks of gas. $74.06 spent on fuel. Oh ho ho! You little bitch. You little tight ass, selfis...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:58:00 PST