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Seamus

I sired you.

About Me

I'm really cool. I'm like a bucket of water, but cooler. Even if it's a really cool bucket, and the water itself is cool. Cold even. It doesn't really matter what's in the bucket, or the coolness of the bucket itself, I'm still cooler.

I'm a member of a bicycle gang... We're the bare-backers and you better watch yo ass around us, all two of us, me and Jeff.

I like to surf, but haven't been able to go out for a while. I should get my ass down there every weekend, as I work all week which makes surfing an impossibility. I have no excuse not to surf other than the fact that I am lazy and the waves have to be as cool as I am for me to ride them.

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My Interests

Guitar (playing it duh), Surfing, Other stuff, Ive been known to hit the bong, the beer bong, Writing music, Computers can do that?, Movies, FOOD!, The Beach, Drinking at the beach, Drinking not at the beach... Ill think of more, give me some time!This: Street Fighter 2

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I'd like to meet:

Cha... Cha... Cha... Charlie! Maybe a chocolate factory, a swallow, and a singing daffodil. Yeah, fuck you

"I FUCKED YOUR MOM TWICE!!!People who go to places like these:

Music:

Pretty much everything, affinity for classic rock, the beatles, tom petty, led zep, skynyrd, hendrix and some stevie, stuff like that, New age, the strokes, the white stripes, my band (whatever we are called presently popfilter?), those new bands that sound like they stole the cure's singer, pavement, weezer, radiohead, that sorta stuff. Oh, and 80's music.

Movies:

Lotta movies. Arnold action flicks, commando, predator, etc. God, theres a lot of good movies. All those 80's movies about high school, Ferris Beuller's day off, Fast times at Ridgemont high, the breakfast club. Others.

Television:

Aqua teen, History channel, News if it's not about shit murders and other crap I don't care about, unwrapped...

Books:

Kerouac, Sedaris currently, need to find new, good books that keep me interested. Not going to read any more Heinlein, Clarke, or Crichton. Maybe a little Clarke.

Heroes:

Arnold in predator and commando, the green moonenite (not that little fucker fucking magenta one), my left hand, bears and scary animals for their fear invoking characteristics, my mom and dad for not being afraid to invoke the hellspawn upon the world. Love ya mom and dad.

My Blog

Everything is Broken...

Broken bottles, broken plates, Broken switches, broken gates, Broken dishes, broken parts, Streets are filled with broken hearts. Broken words never meant to be spoken, Everything is broken. Inclu...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:46:00 PST

Oh my, the SFDPT has been awful naughty today!

Those naughty, unabashed SFDPT tricycle drivers! Such blasphemy that occured today, such treachery and deciet, all unbeknownst to the SFDPT! The events transpired this morning, at the crisp hour o...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cars and bikes and roads and stuff

Envision this: A nice ride through the park on a cool spring night. Two guys, two bikes, one mindset. The food was good, Suizas, a virtual heaven consisting solely of meat and cheese. Leavi...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Oops, I forgot to mention that last post was about the old Fulton Street toilet that I fucking kicked down the stairs on Saturday night, to drunkenly amuse myself and friends. It was glorious, and if...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Unwanted posessions.

Have you ever had something, something so pivotal in your existance for so long, that could end so remarkably easily, leaving you to wonder what it really was in the first place? I have. Such a...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poop Dollar.

Poop Dollar, it's an amazing game, wait no; sport. To watch two black men get out of a BMW, see a dollar lying on the ground (yes, that would be the poop dollar), and have one of them pick it up with...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weed and cars and driving and cops oh my.

So, you go to get a little weed, and in the process of thinking where to drive to smoke it, a cop pulls behind you. Now sure, your doing 15 down the middle of the road, then you accelerate rapidly as...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DUI saver.

Ansgar is the holder of this title. Saved my ass from a DUI just yesterday, err this morning. We were stopped on the side of the road, I was saying thanks for following me home, and a cop going the ...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow

I just cleaned the fuck out of my room. I was like an animal, shoulda seen it. I was like ooo o o o ooo o aaahh ahhh ahhh!!! RAAAWRR! EE E E E E E EEEE EEE E E EE!!! Then it was all clean. The en...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

I just saw this kid walking up my street with the killerest mullet ever! I mean, god damn, that was a Mullet. Let me describe it to you. It was all brown on top, kinda short, brushed back, short on...
Posted by Seamus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST