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bRiAn

I hear you cluckin' little chicken....

About Me

Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire.

My Interests

storyline porn, kung fu, pbr and shots of fernet, spotting cameltoe, getting drunk and testing the loyalty of friendships, speaking about myself in third person, ruining family reunions, and telling children the truth about Santa.

I'd like to meet:

Leslie Feist and Emily Haines at the altar.

Music:

Animal Collective, The Knife, Hall&Oates, Marc Bolan, DFA 1979, Wolf Parade, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Broken Social Scene, Destroyer....

Movies:

I studied film, so pretty much everything you've seen multiplied exponentially....and most poorly dubbed Kung Fu...OH and a whole bunch of other cool fucking movies that this JUNKIE LIAR FUCK ERIC SEJA stole from my house. I forgot...fucking Cool Hand Luke.

Television:

Is for suckers

Books:

Novels, film editing manuals, and whatever is within arms reach when I am taking a shit.

Heroes:

William Tyberius Shatner.

My Blog

Observations (Vol 1.)

I just watched a few episodes of the A-team and I have a few observations to share:1) Guns are fired frequently, yet no one is ever struck by bullets.2) Rather than attack immediately, the enemies typ...
Posted by bRiAn on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Movie Cliches

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts b/c your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have...
Posted by bRiAn on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

No clue

Someday I'd really like to do it. To just unscrew my goddamn head and clean it out. I'd have to use a Brillo pad and wear those rubber gloves that go up to your elbows, because this job would be a mes...
Posted by bRiAn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST