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Matthew

Fat Momma needs her doughnut

About Me

i think im a normal kinda guy...i love to go out and have a good time with my friends (which we do quite often) just as much as i like hanging at home and watching movies and TV. I love body art (i have lots of tattoos), video games, miniature golf, hiking runyon canyon, laying in the sun, reading, entertainment weekly, nerd novels, porn, stupid high school comedies, US weekly, writing, top 40 music, dancing, drinking, supercuts, The Cantina, Fubar, Motherlode, Marix, my friends, my boys and my girls, HBO, cartoons, Weeds on Showtime, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Best Buy, Tivo, Camel Ultra Lights, the beach, stand up, sex, Pepsi, punch, Van Gogh Vodka, my apartment, Vegas, ripped guys with hairy chests, Survivor, Chinese food, house parties, Animal Planet, my spyder, Manray in Boston, Payless Shoes, Guster, Topanga Canyon, Mapquest, E-Vites, popcorn, chicken, my retired 7 year old cell phone, internet IQ tests....im sure i can think of many more things, but there ya go

My Interests

movies, video games, drinking, sex, hiking, buffy the vampire slayer, x-men....not necessarily in that order

I'd like to meet:

some cool people to extend my group of friends...someone laid back, who can have a grand old time, likes to go out and stay in but above all must have a sense of humor and has the ability to laugh at my stupid jokes and think im still endearing...also someone who will read my entire About Me section.

Music:

Guster, Fiona Apple, Nirvana, Gwen Steffani, Ben Folds Five, The Carpenters, Soul Coughing, Duncan Sheik, Rufus Wainwright, The Streets, Scissor Sisters, Guns n Roses, Pico Vs. Island Trees, Jason Mraz, Queen, etc.

Movies:

X-Men 1, 2 and even 3, Garden State, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Labrynth, Neverending Story, Magnolia, Run Lola Run, Signs, Napoleon Dynamite, Happiness, Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and 4, Hellraiser 1, 2 and 3, Braveheart, etc.

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Seinfeld, Heroes, Brothers & Sisters, Scrubs, Roseanne, X-Men (the cartoon), Charmed, Smallville, Supernatural, Lost, Futurama, Will & Grace, Friends, Sex and the City, etc.Here are the best 6:29 of television ever:

Books:

Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Piers Anthony, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris books. A big nerd novel fan...

Heroes:

Iceman, Psylocke, Nightcrawler...oh, and my Mom and Dad