I'm a grilled cheese master, never first stone caster,
buttered bread slatherer, lame joke gatherer,
cheeseburger eater, anti-Walmart greeter,
sometimes tea drinker, frequent deep thought thinker,
butt-showing-off pants wearer, discrete cleavage stare-r,
closet Dr. Phil viewer, library book renewer,
furry cat lover, hunter of snowy plover,
skilled parallel parker, pimp slapper of Bob Barker,
fine coffee enjoyer, busy place people voyeur,
strong weight lifter, bike gear shifter,
creative rhyme writer. I'm a lover, not a fighter,
(Such a lie about the snowy plovers. Come on, they're endangered, plus I don't hunt.)
Does that make me lame?
Clearly, I'm going insane.
Does anybody read these things?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris(topher)
Birthday: in December
Birthplace: Seattle
Current Location: my couch
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown/blond
Height: 6 foot 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty.....tighty
Your Heritage: 1/2 honky, 1/2 cracker...100% cheese
The Shoes You Wore Today: I've worn 3 pair today: brown shoes, weight lifting shoes, and flippies
Your Weakness: Kryptonite, obviously...freckles and dimples are right up there
Your Fears: extinction of the coffe plant, or a 3rd G.W. Bush term
Your Perfect Pizza: the stolen piece while you're looking the other way
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world peace. So far, I've gotten a couple cease fires.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: that's soooo high school, I'm not even going to answer this.
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: The Grand Canyon. I know, you thought I'd say my (spectacular) butt or something, but that Grand Canyon sure is neat.
Your Bedtime: night
Your Most Missed Memory: how should I know? It's missing.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: M....but, they're both pretty gross
Single or Group Dates: what?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is there a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: regular-ass coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yes.
Do you Sing: I have a mobile, 4-door studio
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice, sometimes not at all--I'm a man of mystery
Have you Been in Love: yeah....
Do you want to go to College: I was there once, maybe I'll go back
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you believe in yourself: Ever since that Santa Claus hoax, I've had to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: I would definitely have sex with myself, if that's what you're asking.
Are you a Health Freak: some people might say so, but I don't know
Do you get along with your Parents: I heart my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: I prefer ACDC's 'Thunderstruck'--not as wet.
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: mmmm.......???
In the past month have you Smoked: no. two misguided inhalations in my life--I was in Norway, the cold made me crazy.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does myspace count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: GROSS.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes--kind of unfortunate...I liked that one.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: of course not.
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up:
How do you want to Die: a police chase, a volcanic eruption, or maybe a "Spaghetti Incident" like that Guns n Roses album....definitely on video though
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hypothetically, a bounty hunter or a super hero, or Dr. Phil
What country would you most like to Visit: Peru? Greece?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: hers
Favorite Hair Color: hers
Short or Long Hair: long?
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: I think those guys from Devo really had something with those stackable, plastic hats
Number of Drugs I have taken: technically, sugar is a drug; oxygen, too
Number of CDs I own: my whole collection got stolen a few months ago...it was kind of sad
Number of Piercings: ??
Number of Tattoos: just one, so far...but, it's spectacular
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there was this one time......
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