I do believe my ears aren't dying properly.

About Me

PHOTOSHOP IS CHEATING.
My name is Kay. I have also been known at various times as TKTK and wild thing, for some pretty strange reasons. I want more piercings than I have. I had my hips pierced but people kept on touching them. I quite like my personal space so i took them out. If I haven't touched you don't touch me. It is more than likely that just looking at you makes me feel nauseous. I have had three marriage proposals. I cut all my hair off and I regret it. I don't think I'm fat, but there are certain things I am incapable of eating in front of certain people. I like to blame this on the media. I am a mix of arrogance and insecurity; essentially I'm a bundle of neuroses. I was once described in a report by a teacher as an enigmatic blend of intelligence and nonchalance. That made me strangely happy. Fake bisexuals make me want to kick the nearest man in the balls. I'd really like to look like Bjork, but I guess I'll settle for me. Girls in corsets do strange things to me. I spend an absurd amount of time naked. I hope when I die I become a butterfly. Nothing is black and white, life is a continuum. I am useless with words. Some things are too huge to ever be expressed. I am just a big romantic at heart. I don't believe in no-strings sex, or even no-strings kisses. My idealism is so naive; but I still find myself hoping that the next time it snows I'll be outside watching snowflakes melting on the eyelashes of the girl I love before I kiss her.
Things I like to do include -
climbing trees
sitting in places noone can see me
baking cakes
reading lots of books
listening to 60``s girl bands with pretty names
making banana pancakes, then have fun with the left over squirty cream
shopping in places that smell of incense
making t-shirts with cool cartoon characters on them. Watching Stoppit and Tidyup
Wearing wellies and splashing in puddles
Colour coordinating
Wearing Hats
Doodling
I also like to write porn in places where no porn should be, for example helicopter landing sites and the such. Barefoot is a bonus.

STRAIGHTEDGE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm sorry, my internal cynicism will only allow me to tell you who I wouldn't like to meet. Anyone with a myspace name of *deathcab for cutie* or *mychemicalromance*. If you have naked photos. If you typ lik dis or your incorrect spellings are due to stupidity rather than dyslexia. If you drop rubbish or spit in the street. You know who you are.If you buy Elizabeth Duke jewellery from Argos, if you have crap hair, if you put mascara on your lower eyelashes. If you can't change a fuse in a plug. If you sit with your feet on the ground and your head in the sky you're not the one for me. I need a girl who can stand on her hands.

Music:

Ryan Adams, AFI, Air, Against Me, Alanis Morrisette, Alkaline Trio, Amy Winehouse, Aqualung, Atreyu, Audioslave, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blondie, Boards of Canada, Bon Jovi, Michelle Branch, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash, The Cooper Temple Clause, Counting Crows, Cranberries, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Distillers, Duran Duran, the Dropkick Murphys and the Dead Kennedys, Eurythmics, Evanescense, Fall Out Boy, Feeder, Fenix TX, Finch, Foo Fighters, Funeral For a Friend, Garbage, Gavin DeGraw, Goo Goo Dolls, Gravy Train, Hanson, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Kanye West, Kinks, Less than Jake, the Libertines, Lifehouse, Lisa Loeb, Lost Prophets, Marilyn Manson, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, New Order, No Doubt, Oasis, Offspring, the Ordinary Boys, Panic! at the disco, Pixies, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ramones, RHCP, Damien Rice, Skunk Anansie, Something Corporate, Starsailor, System of a Down, TAKE THAT, Taking Back Sunday, Tegan and Sara, We are Scientists

My Blog

moldy

Just because I don't say anything,Doesn't mean I don't like you.I opened my mouth and I tried and i triedBut no words came out.Without 40 oz. of social skillsI'm just an ass in the crack of humanity.I...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:16:00 PST

Diary of an Alcoholic Student.

Random Woman at Rolemodel final : Do you know who you sound like? Me : Erm, no. RW : You sound like Kate Winslet.Actually, you look a bit like her as well Me : No, I really don't. I look nothing like ...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Today

Happy. and loved up. YEY!!!! xxx
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

Koyannisqati

I watched this film yesterday. I felt like the bottom dropped out of my world, and when it finished my heart was twice the size it had been before. Sharpy and I just sat while the credits rolled, it d...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:20:00 PST

V Week

Chocolate vaginas, lesbian feminists, genital drawing workshops? Sounds like Heaven. Vagina originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. 'Ain't got no vagina.' - Inga Muscio, Cunt...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:04:00 PST

V Day

i got three cards, a teddy bear and i believe i have a present in the post from a certain young ladddiiiiieeeee xxx
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:33:00 PST

Where?

Also...I have hardly found any cute girls yet at all. The nicest one I found has a girlfriend. I'm in Brighton, there should be loads...where are they hiding? I have been cigarette free for 3.75 days ...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:49:00 PST

Me

Hello. Just to clarify one thing - my sexual orientation. On my profile it's set to lesbian, which is not strictly true. On 99.9% of cases I would choose a woman over a man. Originally I had my profil...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:13:00 PST

bf/gf application

Hello peeps I'm at work pretty damn bored, so I thought i'd do one of these bf/gf application thingies....actually get to know sumthing about the people on my friends list. love you all da...
Posted by I do believe my ears aren't dying properly. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST