Misquious

Misquious was born at 18:45 in the very first day of April, 1734. The only word he could pronounce until he was twelve was "sauerkraut", so all the girls in the cinema escaped from the Russians. But behind the screen there was a girl named Clelia who sang every single tune of The Velvet Underground records for him. He fell in love, but not with the girl but an E minor. After many years, Christmas cards and U-bombs, three or four guys rushed into his little room in Saint John of Acre with a thirteen-strings guitar signed by John Lackland. He threw it to the sea and escaped with the Russians. Nowadays he can pronounce the word "négligée" as well, but he is not able to play tennis with Clelia. Now he can play Scrabble with the Russians. He cannot watch the radio. He loves dancing underwater. But he can't taste sauerkraut. Now he is a completely illustrated and roundly fascinating orange handkerchief. Oh, and he likes music.