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Bum L.A.R.P.

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Mad Dog 2020

The year is 2020. Liberals have been firmly in power since 2008 and the Islamic States of America have been taxed nearly into oblivion. 78% of Americans are living in temporary housing, mostly composed to refrigerator boxes. Factions have developed as roving street gangs compete for sewer grate sleeping privileges, and a federal government paralyzed by a lack of conservative objectives to obstruct finds itself ill-equipped to actually enact any solutions of its own. Most of the treasury has been emptied to appease sworn enemies, minority groups, and anyone the U.S. has looked at funny in the past 200 years. What little remains goes to a welfare program (what else?) designed to keep the riff-raff too drunk to storm the few, heavily armed Madison avenue mansions and San Francisco strongholds.

My Interests

    Government Assisted Programs Soup Kitchens Alcholic Bliss Clothing Donation Bins Steam Vents Dumpster Diving Sleeping Panhandling Collecting State Quarters Public Urination Drifting Smoken Rocks Washing Car Windshields

I'd like to meet:


Music:

    Grateful Dead David Holy

Movies:

    Homeless to Harvard: the Liz Murray StoryFisher KingHomeless: the MovieWith Honors

Television:

    Sanford and Son CSI Lost

Books:

  • Down and Out in America: The Origins of Homelessness
  • Under the Overpass: A Journey of Faith on the Streets of America
  • Citizen Hobo: How a Cenury of Homelessness Shaped America
  • Dungeons &amp Dragons

    Heroes:

      Liz Murray Gary Gygax Buckwheat Jones